[cake_crumb]

Don't forget that according to Kerry, he shot the VC while he was running away from him, but insists he didn't shoot him in the back.

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Don't forget that according to Kerry, he shot the VC while he was running away from him, but insists he didn't shoot him in the back.

The Vietnamese are famous for their running backwards skills. They consistently medal in this event in the Olympics, and then get other people to throw those medals over a fence for them.

[spokeshave]

"Don't forget that according to Kerry, he shot the VC while he was running away from him, but insists he didn't shoot him in the back"

I guess that 8mm camera John F'n "flip-flop fop" Kerry was carrying around in Vietnam was in reality one of those time warp generators that we see in the Matrix film (and invented by Al Gore) so he could simultaniously shoot the guy in the chest as he was running away.

[Eastbound]

"Don't forget that according to Kerry, he shot the VC while he was running away from him, but insists he didn't shoot him in the back."

Well, yes, that makes sense. It has happened before, ya know. Don't you remember the story about the 'shot that was heard around the world? Well this was another shot that was fired around the world and it hit the guy in the chest.