Posted on 08/11/2004 6:57:20 AM PDT by Puddleglum
I wish we could have a freeper show at every Kerry speaking site wearing a Santa suit and holding up a sign saying "Tell us about Christmas in Cambodia!" They could also have leaflets with excerpts from his Cambodia-boasting speeches and news articles.
The other side of the sign could read: "Put it to rest: release your military records." Or it could say: "You lied: Troops died."
Okay, that's my idea. I would do it myself but my wife has MS and needs me at home to take care of our toddler son (aka mini-tornado). I know, cue the violin-playing (pity theme music)...
The video of union goons beating up Santa would be priceless.
This may be 'Shameless' but I think it's hilarious!
It'd be awesome to see a 'Santa' holding up a sign like this next time you see Kerry on the news.
Ha! It would sure get on TV...
Also, Santa Suits have gotta be for rent on a discount this time of year.
At the same time Santa can give away free health care, free prescription drugs, free education, free economic security etc. We could have 8 rich, evil Republicans pulling the sleigh while everyonelse rides.
I'll do it...he's got 3 upcoming dates near where I live. 8/21, 8/26, and 8/27 (I think). I think I can find the time.
Great Idea!
Cool! My hat is off to you (not my ratty CIA secret-ops one - I lost that at the laundromat).
I think this is a wonderful idea.
Here is a suggested line for the sign:
"Kerry wasn't in Cambodia before he was in Cambodia."
Ho Ho Ho! Santa's magic bag aint got no bottom when it comes to give-aways...
Perhaps Santa's sign should read, "I didn't see you there in Cambodia in 1968"
That might provoke a few questions from people not knowing what it's all about, and a chance to explain it to them.
I also like "Tell us another whopper, John!" because it would allow his dishonesty to apply to other subjects as well.
(Excerpts of) Kerry's record speaks for itself.
Yes, let's all remember it was SEARED in his very soul!!!
"Santa can give away free health care, free prescription drugs"
Bush's horrific, Socialist $540 Billion Medicare package is already doing this.
When he says "seared" is he perhaps talking about picking up an STD during his tour of duty?
Yeah, while sugar plums danced in his head! ha
What was seared, seared was self-inflicted hot rice in his backside.
You can sing "I was in Cambodia for Christmas, but only in my dreams."
Or how about,
"You'd better not cry, you'd better not lie, you'd better not try, I'm telling you why ..."
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