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Get a Santa Suit and Hound Kerry (Shameless Vanity)
Puddleglum

Posted on 08/11/2004 6:57:20 AM PDT by Puddleglum

I wish we could have a freeper show at every Kerry speaking site wearing a Santa suit and holding up a sign saying "Tell us about Christmas in Cambodia!" They could also have leaflets with excerpts from his Cambodia-boasting speeches and news articles.

The other side of the sign could read: "Put it to rest: release your military records." Or it could say: "You lied: Troops died."

Okay, that's my idea. I would do it myself but my wife has MS and needs me at home to take care of our toddler son (aka mini-tornado). I know, cue the violin-playing (pity theme music)...


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KEYWORDS: anotherwhopper; cambodia; christmas; christmasncambodia; in; kerry; tellus; unclejohnny
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so, would someone do it?
1 posted on 08/11/2004 6:57:23 AM PDT by Puddleglum
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so, would someone do it?

The video of union goons beating up Santa would be priceless.

2 posted on 08/11/2004 6:58:53 AM PDT by rhombus
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To: Puddleglum

This may be 'Shameless' but I think it's hilarious!

It'd be awesome to see a 'Santa' holding up a sign like this next time you see Kerry on the news.


3 posted on 08/11/2004 6:59:16 AM PDT by Blzbba (John Kerry - Dawn of a New Error.)
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To: rhombus
The video of union goons beating up Santa would be priceless.

Ha! It would sure get on TV...

4 posted on 08/11/2004 7:01:01 AM PDT by Puddleglum
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To: Puddleglum

Also, Santa Suits have gotta be for rent on a discount this time of year.


5 posted on 08/11/2004 7:01:52 AM PDT by Puddleglum
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To: Blzbba

At the same time Santa can give away free health care, free prescription drugs, free education, free economic security etc. We could have 8 rich, evil Republicans pulling the sleigh while everyonelse rides.


6 posted on 08/11/2004 7:02:30 AM PDT by stocksthatgoup (Polls - Proof that when the Main Stream Media wants your opinion, they will give it to you)
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To: Puddleglum

I'll do it...he's got 3 upcoming dates near where I live. 8/21, 8/26, and 8/27 (I think). I think I can find the time.


7 posted on 08/11/2004 7:03:51 AM PDT by Andonius_99
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To: Puddleglum

Great Idea!


8 posted on 08/11/2004 7:04:23 AM PDT by nuconvert (Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
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To: Andonius_99

Cool! My hat is off to you (not my ratty CIA secret-ops one - I lost that at the laundromat).


9 posted on 08/11/2004 7:05:08 AM PDT by Puddleglum
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To: Blzbba

I think this is a wonderful idea.

Here is a suggested line for the sign:

"Kerry wasn't in Cambodia before he was in Cambodia."


10 posted on 08/11/2004 7:06:49 AM PDT by stockpirate (Kerry and The Taxocrates must be defeated! "Kerry wasn't in Cambodia before he was in Cambodia.")
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To: stocksthatgoup
At the same time Santa can give away free health care, free prescription drugs, free education, free economic security etc. We could have 8 rich, evil Republicans pulling the sleigh while everyonelse rides.

Ho Ho Ho! Santa's magic bag aint got no bottom when it comes to give-aways...

11 posted on 08/11/2004 7:07:08 AM PDT by Puddleglum
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To: Puddleglum

Perhaps Santa's sign should read, "I didn't see you there in Cambodia in 1968"

That might provoke a few questions from people not knowing what it's all about, and a chance to explain it to them.


12 posted on 08/11/2004 7:16:32 AM PDT by BreitbartSentMe (Now EX-Democrat!!)
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To: Bush_Democrat

I also like "Tell us another whopper, John!" because it would allow his dishonesty to apply to other subjects as well.


13 posted on 08/11/2004 7:19:59 AM PDT by Puddleglum
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To: Puddleglum

(Excerpts of) Kerry's record speaks for itself.


14 posted on 08/11/2004 7:22:21 AM PDT by Jumpmaster (Teddy is all wet.)
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To: Jumpmaster

Yes, let's all remember it was SEARED in his very soul!!!


15 posted on 08/11/2004 7:25:21 AM PDT by Ros42
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To: Puddleglum

"Santa can give away free health care, free prescription drugs"


Bush's horrific, Socialist $540 Billion Medicare package is already doing this.


16 posted on 08/11/2004 7:29:28 AM PDT by Blzbba (John Kerry - Dawn of a New Error.)
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To: Ros42

When he says "seared" is he perhaps talking about picking up an STD during his tour of duty?


17 posted on 08/11/2004 7:30:16 AM PDT by NRA1995 ("Just call me a proud Republican goon!")
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Yeah, while sugar plums danced in his head! ha


18 posted on 08/11/2004 7:31:39 AM PDT by Ros42
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To: Ros42

What was seared, seared was self-inflicted hot rice in his backside.


19 posted on 08/11/2004 7:36:26 AM PDT by Jumpmaster (Teddy is all wet.)
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To: Puddleglum
Great idea!

You can sing "I was in Cambodia for Christmas, but only in my dreams."

Or how about,

"You'd better not cry, you'd better not lie, you'd better not try, I'm telling you why ..."

20 posted on 08/11/2004 7:38:30 AM PDT by wai-ming
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