Posted on 08/11/2004 5:16:46 AM PDT by HawkeyeLonewolf
SMALL BRAIN
Parody of "Small Town" by John Mellencamp
By Kevin L. Kitchens
Well I was born with a small brain
And I live with a small brain
Definitely vote with a small brain
I'm a liberal, through and through.
All my friends have such small brains
My parents share just one small brain
My job requires no brains
It's a government opportunity
Educated in the left's ways
Taught to bash Jesus every day
Dream about Hilary winning '08
Another Clinton president for me
I've seen folks in awe of my small brain
Seen America fall due to small brains
Married a commie, showed her my small brain
Cause she had a small brain, just like me.
No I cannot forget the wealth and entitlements
My small brain says the gummint still owes me.
Yeah, we can steal from the rich who have earned it
Democrats want to buy my vote from me.
We just hate the big brains
Still blind enough to say
"Evil are the big brains"
My handouts come from the small brains
And that's good enough for me.
Well I was born with a small brain
Don't need to think with a small brain
I'm a liberal with a small brain.
And America's the land I hate.
Nice !
...and don't forget Mud...
Good stuff, I like it!! Mellencamp's such a twit, but I do like that song...MUD
Bump!
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