Posted on 08/10/2004 9:56:44 PM PDT by TomasUSMC
LETS PLAY FOOTBALL!
The United States has invited international observers to monitor November's presidential election, U.S. and European officials said Tuesday.
The Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe, or OSCE, said it received the request from the U.S. State Department and would send a team to the United States next month to determine whether to accept the task.
Yes, the world cup of election experts is coming to America. They will bring their expertise on democracy and elections to US. Humm, I was just wondering, but when it comes to elections, aren't they the Johnny come lately in this election department? Well here is my suggestion. Lets teach em how to play REAL Football. Yeah.
On election night, everyone bring a football. Not the weird soccer ball thing they use, but a real football. You know, pigskin, pointed at both ends, and bounces funny. Now, when you are in line, you can give those dang democrats ugly looks, and then smile as you jiggle your KEYES, make comments about having to go USE THE JOHNS, and keep checking your fingernails while making the W sign with your hand.
But when we finish voting, we all choose up sides and have a good ole fashioned pick up tackle football game. Only thing, you all make sure you pick some of them ole international observers and teach em some of the finer points of the game. Cause it'd sure be a shame if they didn't know all rules. Clipping, illegal use of hands, roughing the passer, stuff like that.
Then when you think you learned em good. Let em play. I plan on lining em up as wide receivers and telling them to "Go Long".
"Just follow that line you see there in the middle of the road and I'll throw the ball to ya".
Now, if we any blue beret'd soldiers as part of ths U.N. Monitoring group, can we consider them foreign invaders and act accordingly...?
can we consider them foreign invaders and act accordingly...?
Yeah... Sigh...
I'm still trying to get over the fact that the IOC changed our rules on BASKETBALL!!
If they come here to Texas, may I be first to say "Git a rope!!"
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