The John Kerry Drinking Game

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[Brainhose]

Try the new drinking game sweeping the nation!
Here's how to play:
1) Turn on CNN, MSNBC,CNBC,ABC,CBS or ABC. (I know, it's painful)
2) Everytime John F***ing Kerry says 'Vietnam' drink a beer.
3) Go into an alcohol induced coma.
It is that easy.
The first person's liver to fail is the winner!
Note: You will need several cases of beer per participant. Estimated time of liver failure is 5 minutes.

[Labyrinthos]

That's not bad, but not as good as "beer hunter." In that game, one can out of six is tossed around and around, and then each of the players take a can, point the glurp hole to their temple, and then pull the tab, not knowing which of the six cans is going to explode foam all over the place.

[AZamericonnie]

Do not participate in this game!!! Otherwise you will not live till the elections & we need your votes!

[Theresawithanh]

We could say every time someone, or Kerry, mentions that he was in Vietnam, put a quarter in a jar, and you'd have enough to take your family on a fine vacation in a couple of months, (or you could donate it to help elect Republican candidates!)

Or we could say, every time Viet Nam is mentioned, eat a chocolate bar! You may gain a lot of weight, but you could still be rolled to the polling place to vote!

[Horatio Gates]

Dammit, I said Vietnam again! I am soooo wasted!

[VOA]

The John Kerry Drinking Game

Barkeep, forget the Hurricanes!
Make it two "Christmas in Cambodia"s!

I'll leave it to freepers to figure out what should be in a concoction with that sort of name!

[Keith in Iowa]

You should try something similar while watching CNBC-Europe between 5 and 6AM Eastern time, and drink when you hear the word "indeed". Should take about 10 minutes to get ripped.

[NordP]

This game also works with the word "I."

[GSlob]

Brainhose:
One does not DRINK beer, but rather BORROWS it. The game you propose could be played with the last person manfully resisting the call of nature declared a winner.
Proper drink-a-thon is played with qualifying minimum 80 proof, with participants going along 26 mile course and hitting every watering hole on the route. Propulsion under one's own power, and one has to remain more or less vertical. These are Olympic rules... :-)

[pubmom]

The regular guy having a brewski photo-op.

[Darkwolf377]

The cure for this is to change the rules after you're really wasted:

Take a drink everytime he tells the truth.

You'll be sober in record time!

[Ciexyz]

...every time Vietnam is mentioned, eat a chocolate bar!

Or pop a chocolate bon bon (just make sure it's not French!)

[AZamericonnie]

Great ideas both! I might just do the "quarter jar" just for fun to see how much I rake in. How about this idea...every time we here "Vietnam" from the Kerry campaign we donate a quarter to FR & we avoid the next quarter FReepathon!

[arasina]

Barkeep, forget the Hurricanes!
Make it two "Christmas in Cambodia"s!

LOL! Good one!

[Mike Bates]

[Eastbound]

Can we add another buzzword the dems are using these days to deflect some of the Swiftboaters criticism of him? I've noticed not only the dems are using this word, but O'Reilly, et al. If I chug-a-lugged everytime I've heard or read the word, 'Backfire' in this regard, I'd be in a coma.

[Brainhose]

Heeeee, heeee! I have to agree, but the stack of empties will reach to the moon and back several times.

[Brainhose]

Last time I was in Gemany (10 years ago) Hogan's Heroes was the most popular show on the armed forces version of NBC, It was weird seeing Krauts laughing at Nazi POW war camp humor ;)

[Kate of Spice Island]

Kerry giving good head...

What is with the band on his arm, BTW?

[AmericaUnited]

Another variation is this:

Everytime you hear John Kerry lie, take a dropperful of beer.

If you're not completely toasted within an hour, you must not be paying attention.