Hunter, Dreamer, Realist - From The Kerry Edwards Website (Unintentionally Hilarious)

John Kerry For President ^ | June 6, 2003 | Laura Blumenfeld

[One Point Of Light]

What a freakin' clown. Oh, he's an "alpha male" all right.

[Kieri]

"You clean them. Let them hang. It takes three or four birds to have a meal," said the Massachusetts senator. "You might eat it at a picnic, cold roasted. I love dove."

This IS hysterical and should go over with liberals in Michigan like a lead balloon. Our legislature passed a mourning dove hunting bill (and our Canadian Trash democrat governor signed it), and its been a huge uproar about "shooting innocent, peacefull doves" ever since!

ROFLMAO, what an idiot.

[One Point Of Light]

"My good luck hat," Kerry said, happy to see it. "Given to me by a CIA guy as we went in for a special mission in Cambodia."

The Secret Life Of Walter Kerry.

[Piquaboy]

He is a phony and a Alpha Idiot.

[isthisnickcool]

"John Kerry: He's no weenie."

All this "macho man" junk boils down to the one thing nobody has brought up much in this campaign. And that's "John Kerry: Does he have cancer?"

Like his military records, Kerry's medical records have not been released. Why not? Isn't he "man enough" to release them or is he afraid to? If Kerry is so tough what's his problem?

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Dove, quail, duck, deer. Kerry described how to hunt and gut them, talking as he sliced through a steak at midnight after campaigning all day in Iowa for the Democratic presidential nomination. Carve out the heart, he said over dinner, pull out the entrails and cut up the meat.

Imagine doing all that to a dove, quail, or duck?

[oblomov]

>>The hat was a little mildewy. The green camouflage was
>>fading, the seams fraying.

>>"My good luck hat," Kerry said, happy to see it. "Given to me by a CIA guy
>>as we went in for a special mission in Cambodia."


I think the Cambodia story is a little mildewy, too.

[Andonius_99]

He's not an Alpha Male...he's an Alphahole!

[Osage Orange]

Kerry, 59, is the only combat veteran in the field.

Ummmm....first I'd heard of that.

FRegards,

[Psalm 73]

John Kerry: He's no weenie..... He is a damn alpha male."

Hmmm, don't see the Republicans having to underscore how "manly" W is - if you have to boast about it - you aren't.

[SittinYonder]

>You look at him and say, 'He's putting this on.'<

Never were more true words spoken!

[KellyAdmirer]

Major Frank Burns, out shooting doves in his Vietnam hat.

[wai-ming]

"You clean them. Let them hang. It takes three or four birds to have a meal," said the Massachusetts senator.

Calling PETA! Calling PETA!

[One Point Of Light]

Kerry: "I wish they had a delete button on LexisNexis."

You bet he does!

[PeterPrinciple]

"The East Coast press uses the word 'aloof.' It's been an asset, because Iowans come with low expectations."


No.........I have high expectations of honesty and intergrity!

[showme_the_Glory]

"I broke one of my nails."

Wow my wife says the very same thing.......Hmmmmmm

[One Point Of Light]

Kerry likes to quote the French writer Andre Gide: "Don't try to understand me too quickly."

Would that be Andre Gide the French Communist homosexual who hated America with a passion?

Oh, we understand you all right.

[PresbyRev]

Carve out the heart

Opening day dove season 2004. John Kerry in full camo., face paint, stands over the dead carcass of a mourning dove.

He plunges his buck knife into the chest of the bird, thrusts his hand into his prize and quickly hoists the bloody, still beating heart above his head as he lets loose with a primal scream.

Out of all the hunting and trapping I have done, including many a dove hunt, I don't know if I have ever 'carved out the heart' of a dove. This story sounds about the same as Kerry hunting for deer by crawling around Beacon Hill on his belly.

[One Point Of Light]

I was just laughing about that with the wife. It would be hard enough to even find a dove's heart. They're about the size of a the tip of your pinky.

[twigs]

And the guitar lessons! Why does he have to learn guitar at this time of his life? He challenges himself. On a recent afternoon... Kerry was challenging himself with a piece of Spanish classical guitar music. "It's very hard," he said, mid-strum. "I broke one of my nails."

Alpha male? He broke his nails? And he's just now learning the play the guitar? To appear onstage for photo ops?