Posted on 08/09/2004 4:07:19 PM PDT by MadIvan
John Kerry is too strange to be president. I don't mean "strange" in the way of his predecessor. Al Gore, the first Android-American to run for president, was weird. But Kerry's strangeness is of an entirely different order.
For purposes of comparison, go back a couple of months to that fevered few weeks when Michael Moore, bigshot Democrats and the media were hounding Bush over his allegedly spotty attendance in the Texas Air National Guard during the early Seventies.
The point is, even if it were true, it fits the Bush narrative: he was a lackadaisical son of privilege who goofed around, drank too much, found Jesus, sobered up and got his life together. If you've got 30-year-old pictures of him dancing naked on a bar in Mexico when he was supposed to be back at the air base, so what? It's compatible with the official version. That's Bush: the bad stuff still fits the picture.
But with Kerry, even before any gaffes or scandals, the official narrative makes no sense. He's publicly opposed to the Vietnam War. But he volunteers for it. Then he comes back disgusted with his experience in war, publicly hurls his medals away (or someone else's: that story keeps changing), denounces his fellow veterans as war criminals, torturers and rapists, and claims that he personally committed atrocities.
But then he decides to run for president and suddenly Jane Fonda morphs into John Wayne and all those war criminals are war heroes he wants at every rally and he's got his medals back and his disgust at his wartime experience has mysteriously turned into pride in his wartime experience to the exclusion of all else.
If Steven Spielberg, Barbra Streisand or any of his other Hollywood supporters got a script like that, they'd send it to rewrite. Either that or they'd figure they'd got an early, rejected draft of the new Manchurian Candidate.
That's what people mean when they talk about how "complex" and "nuanced" Kerry is. They don't mean his positions on the great questions of the day are complex and nuanced.
Quite the contrary: for the purposes of this campaign, his entire political career – 20 years as Senator, Lieutenant-Governor to Michael Dukakis – has been dropped from his CV. If Kerry had exhibited the slightest trace of any interestingly complex view of any policy matter, you can be sure we'd have heard about it. But he hasn't.
So the only "complex" aspect of the Kerry campaign is the man himself, who's complex in ways that don't seem entirely healthy. My chums across the page were rather dismissive yesterday about "Swift Boat Veterans For Truth", a group of fellow officers who think he's unfit to be president.
Let's take it as read that Swiftees who support or oppose Kerry are "politically motivated": the fact is, the Swiftees opposed to him significantly outnumber the four who support him, which is interesting in itself. But consider just one of the items from their new book about him.
For decades, John Kerry has told anyone who'd listen that at Christmas 1968 he was on an illegal mission inside Cambodia. On the floor of the Senate in 1986, while attacking President Reagan for turning Central America into another Vietnam quagmire (wrong as usual), Kerry said: "I remember Christmas of 1968 sitting on a gunboat in Cambodia. I remember what it was like to be shot at by the Vietnamese and Khmer Rouge and Cambodians, and have the President of the United States telling the American people that I was not there; the troops were not in Cambodia. I have that memory which is seared – seared – in me."
The illegal Yuletide foray was so seared into him that he brought it up at every opportunity.
As he told the Boston Herald in 1979, "I remember spending Christmas Eve of 1968 five miles across the Cambodian border being shot at by our South Vietnamese allies who were drunk and celebrating Christmas. The absurdity of almost being killed by our own allies in a country in which President Nixon claimed there were no American troops was very real."
LBJ was President on Christmas Eve 1968, but let that pass. Here's an Associated Press story from 1992: "Navy Lt John Kerry knew he had no business steering his Mekong River patrol boat across the border into Cambodia, but orders were orders… By Christmas 1968, part of Kerry's patrol extended across the border of South Vietnam into Cambodia."
Just one problem. It never happened. Every living officer up his chain of command says Kerry was never ordered to Cambodia. At least three of his five crewmen say their boat was never in Cambodia. And if you don't believe any of his fellow veterans, read the excerpt from Kerry's own journal published in Tour Of Duty, the recent hagiography by Douglas Brinkley.
On December 24 1968, Kerry was at Sa Dec – that's well inside Vietnam, 55 miles from the Cambodian border – and waxing wistful to his diary about a quiet Christmas far from home: "Visions of sugarplums really do dance through your head and you think of stockings and snow and roast chestnuts and fires with birch logs and all that is good and warm and real. It's Christmas Eve."
I'm Vietnammed out. But it's the centrepiece of Kerry's campaign: the other day, asked a straightforward question about 9/11, he stuck to the current millennium for a good 20 seconds and then veered off into "the war that I fought in was a war where we saw America lose its support for the war, where the soldiers came back having had to do what our soldiers are doing today, carry an M-16 in another country, try to tell the difference between friend and foe. I know what it's like to go out at night on patrol", etc, etc. So, since Vietnam seems to be the only subject on which he has anything to say, it would be reassuring to know that at least he's got that right.
For most of his adult life John Kerry has peddled as his central Vietnam anecdote – the one that drove him to turn on his nation's leaders – what appears to be a complete fantasy. Why would he do such a thing? If there's a good answer to that question, maybe someone in his doting press pack would like to ask it.
Thanks, Ivan. Bump for a later read to hubby.
No Shiite -- that's what they're saying!
All this crap about the US being ILLEGALLY in Cambodia, and now they're saying it was "CLOSE!!!"
Kerry is incredibly stupid to bring this up as his major reason for being elected CIC and being exposed as a liar and a vile opportunist, or he thought nothing would come of his take on his Vietnam heroics, and he thought his lawyers could get him out of it.
As another poster (forget exactly who) states, sign the dam form to release your records!
Good post, MadIvan, thanks! I love Steyn.
Narcissistic personality disorder. Howlin looked it up. It fits Kerry to a T. Scary.
L0L what a putz
Al Gore, the first Android-American to run for president,
Bwhahahahah~!
Steyn, He's the best~Bump.
The mere suggestion that Bush might have been absent for part of his NG duty headlined the network news programs for days...will we hear a peep on this one???
Steyn is just plain brilliant. Thanks for posting this.
az
Hope it's real.
..Sin verguanza...That's why.
It's the Ubris, the Arrogance, the Ego with the sense of entitlement...He believes he derserves the presidency.
As all liberals, his arrogance justifies imposing his beliefs and his values (or total lack thereof!)on all of us.
All that oppose them are right wing knuckle dragging neanderthals with no appreciation of their NUANCED world.
A world of cowards, traitors, infanticides and perversion...NO THANK YOU.
Fab article.
Nuanced?
"If Kerry had exhibited the slightest trace of any interestingly complex view of any policy matter, you can be sure we'd have heard about it."
Classic Steyn.
Christmas 67 and Christmas 68, I was at Nha Trang. I don't remember my mamasan giving me a Christmas gift, much less celebrating Christmas. And yet the Boston Strangler insists that the South Viets were shooting at him celebrating Christmas as he violated the Cambodian frontier. Does this compute?
Bumpski!
LOL!!!
Who else, could use the word 'hagiography', and make it work? Gotta love Steyn.
LBJ was President on Christmas Eve 1968, but let that pass.
Pardon me if I don't. It has come to my attention that the New JFK likes to tell people that he served in "Mr. Nixon's War." Unless Nixon and Kerry were involved in a war I don't know about, this can't be right.
Nixon figures to have been inaugurated on January 20, 1969, about a month before Kerry wangled his way out or got booted out of Nam. That is, only for the last month of a four-month tour. Johnson sent Kerry to Nam and he was back in the USA before Nixon knew his way to the restroom with the power off.
Off topic, but America owes a debt of gratitude to Danny Williams.
I seem to remember a Christmas or two before tet that had a lot of shooting but it was mostly Marines doing it.
Kerry's "STORY" just doesn't add up, I bet he's got a
Vietnamese Cross of Gallantry hidden some where that
he takes out and gazes longingly at ever once in a while.
"My precioussssssss."
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