[Lonesome in Massachussets]

"We would support London Wildlife Trust's suggestion of producing a management plan that focuses the efforts of the volunteers."

Sheesh, sounds like they asked the question WWJFKD? ("What would John Forbes Kerry do?") What a bunch of freakin' buckpassers.

[Slings and Arrows]

Catch the silly things and bring them to a herp show. The ducklings get to live, some reptile hobbyists get a new critter, everyone's happy.