What is a Redneck-Sexual?

Orginal BeAllYouCanBe Writing | August 7, 2004 | BeAllYouCanBe

[CharlotteVRWC]

George W. Bush is a Cowboy! Doesn't need to have s*xual
in his title at all - It's taken for granted!

[BeAllYouCanBe]

I guess that is right that W is a cowboy and maybe I should open the up the handle to "country/cowboy/redneck-sexual" so the people at the New York Times can understand.

[The Libertarian Dude]

Being a male lesbian, I don't have time for metrosexuality.

[cripplecreek]

If only somebody would make edible undies that taste like biscuits and gravy.

[maro]

If men can marry men, why can't men be lesbians? It's a civil rights issue!

[ErnBatavia]

Alabama Foreplay: "Brace yourself Sue Ellen!"

[BeAllYouCanBe]

"a male lesbian"

I see sort of "pan-gendered" having the best of both worlds.

[CharlotteVRWC]

"so the people at the New York Times can understand"...

ROFL!

[RichInOC]

I thought redneck-sexuals were those fellas who terrorized Ned Beatty in "Deliverance".

[Freebird Forever]

And we like Redneck women, too.

YEHAW !

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

Living with John Edwards has not been kind to Elizabeth!

She looks older than Teresa.

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

I thought redneck-sexuals were those fellas who terrorized Ned Beatty in "Deliverance".

Nope!

They were prehistoric San Franciscans.

[SeeRushToldU_So]

I guess I fit in here.

[wtc911]

Living with John Edwards has not been kind to Elizabeth!

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Burying a child can do that to you.

[BeAllYouCanBe]

"Deliverance"

But there ain't no harm in giving city folk a little scare every now and then. That was a long time ago and we've all become more sensitive. Besides Hollywierd can't show Gays being bad anymore they are just smarter and cooler then us in the hinterlands.

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

Alabama Foreplay: "Brace yourself Sue Ellen!"

Barack Obama foreplay:

"here comes goatboy!"

[untenured]

Any thoughts?

[Rebelbase]

"He got a real pretty mouth, ain't he?"

[gitmo]