Kerry in Missouri: Fatherly advice gets tour on track (Talks about his farming experience)

Boston Herald ^ | August 7, 2004 | Noelle Straub

[Land_of_Lincoln_John]

Proof, Brahmin boy, where is the proof that you cleared fields in Massachussets?

[Sacajaweau]

How do you get rid of an annoying little boy?

Make him promise to go away he you give him a ride on the tractor!!

[tsmith130]

Teresa Heinz Kerry tells the crowd she would be polite if Laura Bush were there.

What the heck does that mean?! She is whacked!

[FastCoyote]

"people in the hog industry ``freak'' when she talks like that"

Actually,just about everyone (Democrats included) freak when she speaks.

[bust]

These guys TOTALLY creep me out.

Say anything, do anything.

[cripplecreek]

Apparently he's never heard the saying that "theres no such thing as a stupid farmer" if he thinks anyone believes him.

[SunnySide]

"Wearing jeans, Kerry visits a farm in Smithville, Mo. Speaking to an audience sitting on bales of hay, he reminisces about clearing fields on his aunt and uncle's farm in Massachusetts"

Monday Kerry visits Silicon Valley employees. Reminisces about early days programming at IMB, inventing the internet. Oh wait, that was Al Gores lie. LOL

I see crazy people

[Conservative_boy_in_Bangkok]

Kerry reminisced about bailing hay on his aunt's farm in Massachusetts? More like smoking hay. Dont get me wrong, I'm sure there are miles and miles of farm in Mass. But does anyone really believe he ever put in a hard days work.

Well its getting late here i need to get back to day dreaming about bailing hay in my aunt's farm in the Detroit suburbs.

[Kuksool]

The Kerry Campaign is getting lame. If Kerry wins, it will prove Americans are gullible.

[cripplecreek]

It would be funny if someone threw him a curve about picking rocks.

"I remember the days of picking rocks, loading them on trucks to ship them off for processing"

Or

"I picked rocks and built my own stone boat. I loved fishing in that old boat"

[tet68]

A political cameleon, put him with a bunch of communists
and he'd be talking about his days as a young pioneer.

Put him with drugged out hippies and he's be saying,"Man,
did you ever fill a bong with cognac and then drink it, ugh!"

Put him with republicans and he'd say,
"I'm just a reflection of Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

[OldFriend]

Senator Edwards, did you make that same request of your great good friend Whoopie. Your wife seemed to think their language was perfectly appropriate.

[Wu]

"12:25 a.m. Friday - In Harry Truman's hometown of Independence, Mo., Kerry and Edwards lean over the side of the train to shake hands as Secret Service agents hold on to their belts to keep them from falling into the crowd"

Sure would have been nice if those agents had simultaneously let go of those two turds...would have been priceless and even tho they would have lost their jobs, they would never had wanted for anything.

[Conservative_boy_in_Bangkok]

Yea that would be sweet. Better yet if some one sent him off to pick up 50ft of shore lie or to go for is snipe hunt. He is such a dork!

[scan58]

What gets me is they had to emphasize "wearing jeans". Is that supposed to make him more authentic, or something?

[scan58]

So funny, so true.

[aruanan]

After Heinz Kerry talks about an organic farming operation she saw in Iowa,

She is, of course, referring to the Kerry/Edwards tour that is shoveling BS at a frantic rate.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Growing weed outside your hootch doesn't count.