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It's Never a Lie When Your Wife Tells It
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Posted on 08/07/2004 5:51:17 AM PDT by Hillary's Folly
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To: Quilla
I can see myself going through all this trouble only to discover something like a top water fishing lure in there.What a great anniversary gift! One has to admire a man who goes out of his way to buy his sweetheart something she'd never buy for herself. Coming next year: matching lug wrenches.
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posted on
08/07/2004 6:45:43 AM PDT
by
catpuppy
(Kerry-Edwards: When hair is all that matters.)
To: Quilla
I can see myself going through all this trouble only to discover something like a top water fishing lure in there. Then I'll faint
Allright! I love women who fish! Such enthusiasm!
Remember curiosity killed the cat...........nine times!
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posted on
08/07/2004 6:46:27 AM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Tijeras_Slim; B4Ranch; TheMom
Nah, Eaker's not the type to shave his eyebrows, but he's probably singed them off with some particularly optomistic handload.Slim,
What happens at Deer Camp Stays at Deer Camp!!
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posted on
08/07/2004 6:47:40 AM PDT
by
Eaker
(R.I.P Phudd 28-Jun-04)
To: dix; humblegunner; Allegra; antivenom; bobbyd; eastforker; Flyer; Humidston; olliemb; PetroniDE; ...
Y'all come look at this!!
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posted on
08/07/2004 6:48:34 AM PDT
by
Eaker
(R.I.P Phudd 28-Jun-04)
To: Quilla
>> "I've got a brand new roll of saran wrap" <<
Pictures please.
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posted on
08/07/2004 6:49:12 AM PDT
by
sd-joe
(Bush has power, while Kerry has only ambition)
To: Eaker
I just don't remember it being part of my wedding vows.
That's nothing to be concerned about, Annie says my memory has been in sad shape for a couple of decades. It generally conflicts with hers and of course I have to be the one in error.
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posted on
08/07/2004 6:49:35 AM PDT
by
B4Ranch
(----http://www.firearmsid.com/----"Wise men learn more from fools than fools learn from the wise.")
To: Hillary's Folly
This is some funny stuff.
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posted on
08/07/2004 6:50:13 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
To: catpuppy
With no woman around, who gave him permission to speak?
I never thought of that, but than I am a man and so am not used to thinking.
"I'm a man, but I can change...if I have to...I guess"
The mans prayer
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posted on
08/07/2004 6:51:38 AM PDT
by
Valin
(John Kerry: Dumber than Gore, more exciting than Mondale)
To: Lazamataz
This is some funny stuff.YEah, Larry Miller is one of my favorites. The line about switching from beer to whiskey kills me. Hits a little too close to home.
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posted on
08/07/2004 6:53:15 AM PDT
by
Hillary's Folly
(Imagine there's no Hillary. It's easy if you try.)
To: Hillary's Folly
Guffaw....snort....LOL!!!!!
Larry Miller bump!! Thanks for a great start to the day.
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posted on
08/07/2004 6:54:00 AM PDT
by
T-Bird45
To: Quilla
Today is my wedding anniversary
Happy anniversary! And many many more.
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posted on
08/07/2004 6:54:52 AM PDT
by
Valin
(John Kerry: Dumber than Gore, more exciting than Mondale)
To: Eaker; Tijeras_Slim
>>What happens at Deer Camp Stays at Deer Camp!!<<
Tom, I know you guys allow cameras. What you do with the pictures should be restricted to the attendees, unless it has to do with ammo failure, of course.
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posted on
08/07/2004 6:55:25 AM PDT
by
B4Ranch
(----http://www.firearmsid.com/----"Wise men learn more from fools than fools learn from the wise.")
To: B4Ranch
What these guys did is akin to telling your wife that her butt looks big in her new dress.
You just don't do that! No matter if it looks like she's going to a party for Hottentot emigrants, you tell her she's beautiful.
If she comes in with her hair in flying cornrows that remind you of Medusa, you swallow your fear of being turned to stone and tell her it accents her face perfectly.
About a week of eating sardines out of a can and hugging the couch pillows will convince any man that discretion is the better part of valor.
Maybe after fifteen or twenty years while you're looking through an old photo album a man can subtly suggest that she looked so young in that photo, and maybe it was due to the fact that her hair made her look human.
To: TexasCowboy
I knew an old feller like you would have words of guidance to offer. I am sure this is from personal experience. Correct?
I have printed your words and taped them into the back of my address book so they'll be handy when the storm clouds come.
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posted on
08/07/2004 7:05:53 AM PDT
by
B4Ranch
(----http://www.firearmsid.com/----"Wise men learn more from fools than fools learn from the wise.")
To: Valin
Well happy anniversary to you too Valin!
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posted on
08/07/2004 7:07:45 AM PDT
by
Quilla
To: Mercat
They waxed their natural brows completely off and drew new ones in with eyeliner, a la Joan Crawford.
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posted on
08/07/2004 7:13:42 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy.)
To: TexasCowboy
Ah, such is the benefits of marrying an older man. They've already learned that in life, some sacrifices are necessary, even if you really like sardines and sleeping on the couch.
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posted on
08/07/2004 7:20:17 AM PDT
by
FourPeas
(Only John Kerry would stand in the heart of Wolverine country and cheer the Buckeyes.)
To: Lazamataz; Bacon Man; Hap
Ain't it, though? I've loved Larry Miller since WAY back in the day.
Yo Bacon . . . remember Larry's bit about skiing and the mountain goat?
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posted on
08/07/2004 7:22:31 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy.)
To: Hillary's Folly
Any of you lady freepers do this to your eyebrows? Given that I'm blonde (even my eyebrows) and very fair skinned, uh,.... NO.
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posted on
08/07/2004 7:23:41 AM PDT
by
FourPeas
(Only John Kerry would stand in the heart of Wolverine country and cheer the Buckeyes.)
To: Hillary's Folly
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posted on
08/07/2004 7:25:54 AM PDT
by
steveo
(Member: Fathers Against Rude Television)
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