Forget the plank and keelhauling. Just hand him over to the Boatswain's mates. We can make the scum suffer with our marlinspikes and skills with lines (That's rope to all you landlubbers).
Right, Kevin?
Have a knot tying session with somereally rough hawser line?
When you guys are done, pass him on the electrician mates and snipes.
When they are done, they can pass him on the signalmen and quartermasters to use as a flag.
When they are done, your crew gets him back.
Or give him to some airdales and attach him to a catapult with a makeshift bulkhead at the end. Nevermind...to quick...think I like the marlinspike better.