Have a knot tying session with somereally rough hawser line?
When you guys are done, pass him on the electrician mates and snipes.
When they are done, they can pass him on the signalmen and quartermasters to use as a flag.
When they are done, your crew gets him back.
Let's not leave out the turdchasers (HTs) and the handy-dandy Gunner's Mates.