I'm worried because my wife is chattering so much less than usual.
You probably don't notice, because you built up a resistance.
It is strange though. When the terrorists chatter goes up, it's a big deal. When terrorist chatter goes down, it's a big deal. I wonder if they'll ever send a press release: "Appropriate amount of Terror Chatter today".
It couldn't possibly be that the terrorists read the news accounts of how they caught Al-Qaeda's main email clearinghouse and that he was supposed to send fake messages to everyone so they could be captured. If I were Al Qaeda I wouldn't be answering my email right about now.
I'm worried because my wife is chattering so much less than usual.