[HenryLeeII]

I wonder if Keith Richards is next...

Death fears Keith Richards. He'll be living in the Connecticut suburbs long after the rest of us are gone!

[Howlin]

ROFLMAO!

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Keith Richards cannot be killed with conventional weapons.

Tariq Aziz:

(Imprisoned. Shackled and chained to a desk. Speaking to Coalition interrogator.)

That is what I told Saddam! But he insisted on launching an assault. I told him, this is not the Medina division of the Republican Guard. You will need a nuclear capability that we simply do not have. But did he listen? NO! Saddam does not listen. I tell you, I would have quit years ago had he not threatened to amputate my hands and beat me to a bloody pulp with the stumps of my wrists.

[KangarooJacqui]

Death fears Keith Richards. He'll be living in the Connecticut suburbs long after the rest of us are gone!

Living in the Connecticut suburbs is its own unique type of death, as you'd know if you'd ever had to live there without transport for long...

I think I fear living in Connecticut again more than I fear death.