Scrabble on ESPN.
Now I've heard everything.
"...emergency meeting of the Scrabble Advisory Board."
There's actually a "Scrabble Advisory Board." Do the members wear beepers? Are they pulled out of their other jobs? "Dammit Bob, I've gotta go...there's a SCRABBLE EMERGENCY!!"
What if he'd used the word "FAG"?????.....cigarette anyone?.....bundle of sticks used for firewood?.......