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Kerry the Hero
CG's twisted mind
| 8/5/2004
| Conspiracy Guy
Posted on 08/05/2004 5:11:35 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy
First Down Kerry
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: heroshmero; huey; kerry; nerd
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To: Conspiracy Guy; Diva Betsy Ross; kevkrom; sultan88; yankhater; FBD; Delphinium; Landru; dead
"Kerry!!"
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Polly")
Kerry is a cracker...enslavin' black folks worst!!
All he wants is Power...still FRiends call him "Lurch"!!
He's Jean Kerry...demon seed...
He ain't hip...to righteous dreams...
He knows Clinton LIED...RE-IMPEACH!!
Right needs yer help...to whup Kerry!!
We hold out hope...that we'll be bold!!
Promise you...fight Dem fools...
We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...Guv'ment devours!!
Kerry's a whipcracker...DemRATS, they're still Clinton's fools!!
Left asks us to entrust them..."Justice Fer Clinton, you Poltroons!!"
So, we must FReep...endlessly...
It's still hip...to laugh and sing!!
Hanoi Jean, he lied...'bout his pals...
In Viet Nam, Jean pussied out!!
I hold out hope...Right'll be bold!!
Promise you...FReep fer Truth!!
We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...help FRee yerselves!!
(bass guitar solo)
Kerry's FRench...
Kerry loves Big Guv'ment...he is our enemy!!
Right must be on guard...'cuz Hanoi Jean, he LOATHES Liberty!!
He's Jean Kerry...effete breed...
Help US whup...RAT's elite dweebs!!
Hanoi Jean, he LIES...marries wealth...
We need yer help...to Unleash HELL!!
We hold out hope...you'll be bold!!
Righteous, show some pride...help yerselves!!
We need yer help...FReep with stealth......
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
81
posted on
08/06/2004 6:39:11 AM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(Vast RightWing is Rockin'!!)
To: Mudboy Slim; Laura Earl
I like it. I just wrote this.
Leaving on His Jet Plane
John Denver
All his records sealed, hes ready to go.
Hes flipped and flopped, as we well know.
But we must now wake up,
And say goodbye.
Now the light is shining,
Its a new morn.
His bus is waiting,
Hes holding corn.
Already hes so funny,
I could cry.
So wave bye, dont look at me,
Turn around and really flee.
Told you that, you really need to go.
Hes leaving, on his jet plane.
We all hope, he wont be back again.
Oh John, we wish youd go.
Theres so many times, hes lied, we found.
We all just wish, he would leave town.
The words he says, they dont mean a thing.
Everything he says, a lie to you.
As he flips and flops a time or two.
When he leaves town, much sunshine it will bring.
So wave bye, dont look at me,
Turn now and really flee.
Told him that, he really needs to go.
We all hope, he wont be back again.
Oh John, we wish youd go.
Now the time has passed were tired of you.
Please be gone we wont miss you.
Well hold the door, you get on your way.
Think about the time will come.
You will see that you are dumb.
Well recall the day we got to say.
So wave bye, dont look at me,
Turn now and really flee.
Told him that, he really needs to go.
Hes leaving, on his jet plane.
We all hope, he wont be back again.
Oh John, we wish youd go.
Conspiracy Guy aka 8/6/2004
82
posted on
08/06/2004 7:06:45 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
83
posted on
08/06/2004 7:11:13 AM PDT
by
petercooper
(In the end, Democrats are just a bunch of jackasses.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
"His bus is waiting,
Hes holding corn." BWAHAHAHAHA...LURCH!!!
FReegards...MUD
84
posted on
08/06/2004 7:17:34 AM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(Vast RightWing is Rockin'!!)
To: petercooper
85
posted on
08/06/2004 7:20:37 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: Mudboy Slim
I couldn't pass up that line.
86
posted on
08/06/2004 7:24:05 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: Laura Earl
This thread needs another song.
John Kerry
Sung to Tom Dooley
Hang down your head John Kerry,
Hang down your head and cry.
Hang down your head John Kerry,
We know youre bound to lie.
Youve lied about your service,
Over in Viet Nam.
You twist your senate record,
We know that youre a scam.
Hang down your head John Kerry,
Hang down your head and cry.
Hang down your head John Kerry,
We know youre bound to lie.
You said that you did war crimes,
Now you say youre the man.
That has the right to lead us,
I do not think you can.
Hang down your head John Kerry,
Hang down your head and cry.
Hang down your head John Kerry,
We know youre bound to lie.
Youve voted yes Iraq War,
Then turned and voted no.
Just what now do you stand for,
Wed really like to know.
Hang down your head John Kerry,
Hang down your head and cry.
Hang down your head John Kerry,
We know youre bound to lie.
Conspiracy Guy aka DIF 8/6/2004
87
posted on
08/06/2004 10:24:09 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: Laura Earl
Needs an Ad to pay some bills.
Kerry 2004
I want to be the President,
Though all know I cant lead.
I really want the power though,
Its really what I need.
Ill lie and cheat and fabricate,
Ill flip and flop for sure.
The lefts so dumb theyll vote for me,
For stupid, theres no cure.
George Bush lied, Ill chant and sing,
Though I know its not true.
I love America Ill say,
Another lie for you.
Ill back the UNs global push,
No sovereignty for us.
The world rides free at our expense,
Well even buy the bus.
Let terror rain down on this land,
We really are to blame.
Oh yes, I fought in Viet Nam,
Four months, then home I came.
Three Purple Hearts for paper cuts,
Like some rite of passage.
You bet my names John Kerry,
And I approve this message.
Conspiracy Guy aka DIF 7/30/2004
88
posted on
08/06/2004 10:33:35 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
89
posted on
08/07/2004 6:08:23 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: JustAmy
Start her and work backwards. I use the corn picture as much as I can. It typifies Kerry being a doofus.
90
posted on
08/07/2004 7:58:18 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
LOL
Thanks!
Kerry is such a jerk!
91
posted on
08/07/2004 8:15:13 AM PDT
by
JustAmy
(Please pray for our Military and their families.)
To: JustAmy
The Changing in the Wind song is very on point.
92
posted on
08/07/2004 8:39:59 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
We have the wrong view of this guy. AS OF NOW I WANT JF KERRY for PRESIDENT! I want a president that will cut off a terrorists head and rape his body and then cut the ears off the decapitated head and then burn his village to the ground and kill his family and their dog while having no regard for rules of combat like this president we have now! These are terrorists and Kerry will treat abdul worse than charlie!!!And this is what Rush and Hannity should say on monday.
93
posted on
08/07/2004 8:56:38 AM PDT
by
longfellow
(You're either with US or from Hollywood! Ultimateamerican.com)
To: longfellow
Thanks. You just gave me the idea for my next slam. I will be busy today (in the dang yard) but I will get to it later.
I'll give you concept credit if you want it!
94
posted on
08/07/2004 9:34:42 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
95
posted on
08/07/2004 3:55:17 PM PDT
by
longfellow
(You're either with US or from Hollywood! Ultimateamerican.com)
To: Conspiracy Guy
In the picture (post 20) who are the band-of-brothers in the background? Is he parading them around?
96
posted on
08/07/2004 4:03:02 PM PDT
by
UpInArms
(Benedict Arnold was a war hero too.)
To: UpInArms
97
posted on
08/07/2004 4:13:34 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Band of commies. You are not implying that Kerry is a commie are you?
98
posted on
08/07/2004 4:21:44 PM PDT
by
UpInArms
(Benedict Arnold was a war hero too.)
To: UpInArms
Me? No, no, Kerry is a good American who only hates soldiers and the meanies on the right and people earning their own money and thinggs like that. So I guess he is justa socialist. My bad! ; )
99
posted on
08/07/2004 4:42:37 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Another song?
Lie Kerry Lie
"Lay Lady Lay"
Lie Kerry lie,
Lie out of your big long head.
Lie Kerry lie,
Lie out of your big long head.
Whatever big lies you have in your mind.
You'll tell them to us, do you think we're blind?
Lie Kerry lie,
Lie out of your big long head.
Lie Kerry lie,
Lie out of your big long head.
You burned a village, killed some civilians,
Committed war crimes, you said it was true.
Now you say youre a hero that we all should love,
Well I tell you, we despise you.
Lie Kerry lie,
Lie out of your big long head.
Lie Kerrie lie,
Cant believe a word you said.
Your lies are dirty,
And your, hands arent clean.
The biggest liar,
That weve, ever seen.
Lie Kerry lie,
Lie out of your big long head.
Lie Kerry lie,
Cant believe a word you said.
Conspiracy Guy aka DIF 8/7/2004
Concept by Longfellow
100
posted on
08/07/2004 5:30:08 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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