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KERRY DOES IOWA: Can he be much cornier??
Drudge

Posted on 08/04/2004 9:59:49 AM PDT by EggsAckley



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: kerry; unfitforcommand
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To: EggsAckley

What is it about him and photo ops. President Bush doesn't seem to find a need to always be using props to sell himself. He just presents himself with a "presence", but Kerry, is always trying so hard he comes off as a total dufas.


21 posted on 08/04/2004 10:06:56 AM PDT by Integrityrocks
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To: SeeRushToldU_So

Rush's caption: "Shove THIS!"


22 posted on 08/04/2004 10:07:03 AM PDT by EggsAckley (.....John Edwards: The political equivalent of breast implants.....)
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To: EggsAckley

"Oh, you want to learn how to defend yourself against a pointed stick, do you? Well, you're not ready! First, you have to learn How to Defend Yourself Against -- Ears of Corn!!!"


23 posted on 08/04/2004 10:07:10 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column)
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To: EggsAckley

"By the way folks, Tereeezaa said "shove it", then handed mw these. Should I be alarmed?"


24 posted on 08/04/2004 10:07:39 AM PDT by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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To: EggsAckley

Rush just mentioned that this picture is on Drudge - said sKerry must be having to tell tayreeeeeza what they are.


25 posted on 08/04/2004 10:07:40 AM PDT by mathluv (Protect my grandchildren's future. Vote for Bush/Cheney '04.)
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To: EggsAckley
Rush just gave his Caption-

"Shove this."


26 posted on 08/04/2004 10:07:56 AM PDT by RobFromGa (Kerry/Edwards: Hating America One Vote at a Time)
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To: EggsAckley

This trumps the space suit picture


27 posted on 08/04/2004 10:08:08 AM PDT by freeperfromnj
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To: CounterCounterCulture

They way he is holding these two ears [the bottom of
one and top of the other] shows he has no idea which end is the business end of this vegetable. Shows he's made of the same cloth as Algore.


28 posted on 08/04/2004 10:08:18 AM PDT by C210N
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To: Integrityrocks

Bread and Circus. That's how the Romans kept the population content. With Dems, EVERYTHING is theater.


29 posted on 08/04/2004 10:08:25 AM PDT by EggsAckley (.....John Edwards: The political equivalent of breast implants.....)
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To: EggsAckley

Tah Ray Zaa.. "My suppositories are that big."


30 posted on 08/04/2004 10:09:06 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... "The terrorists will be defeated, there can be no other option" - Colin Powell)
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To: NormsRevenge

OUCH, Norm!


31 posted on 08/04/2004 10:09:42 AM PDT by EggsAckley (.....John Edwards: The political equivalent of breast implants.....)
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To: EggsAckley

Nothing between the ears!


32 posted on 08/04/2004 10:10:11 AM PDT by mict42
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To: EggsAckley

Couldn't even wait until the farmer harvested it and sold it before he stole it from the poor guy.

Wonder what type of misdemeanor it is in Iowa for stealing a farmers crops? Where I come from this will either; 1) get you shot, 2) get you an up close and very personal introduction to the family pet.


33 posted on 08/04/2004 10:10:41 AM PDT by IamConservative (A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

bin Laden is just shaking as Kerry holds up his latest weapon in the war on terror.


34 posted on 08/04/2004 10:10:41 AM PDT by mwl1
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To: C210N

"They way he is holding these two ears [the bottom of
one and top of the other]..."

That way no one can say he's holding them wrong - just another display of a flip-flop mentality.


35 posted on 08/04/2004 10:12:04 AM PDT by Socratic (Yes, there is method in the madness.)
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To: EggsAckley
sKerry - "I have one word for my Iowa constituents...Cornahol!"

Teresa - "Great! Can you pour me a glass?"

36 posted on 08/04/2004 10:12:06 AM PDT by BossLady (Kerry/Edwards - They talk so much crap you need two Johns.......)
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To: Bommer
"Excuse me! Anyone know how you eat these things? Teresa says that the skin is kinda tough! And Edwards wife ate it cob and all!"

That's classic! I'm rolling on the floor!!!

37 posted on 08/04/2004 10:13:01 AM PDT by Rokke
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To: mict42
Good one
38 posted on 08/04/2004 10:13:03 AM PDT by CounterCounterCulture (Anagram of my screenname: TRUE UNCLE TRUER COCONUT)
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To: Bommer
I think the corn is a variation of Kerry's finger pointing obsession.


39 posted on 08/04/2004 10:14:12 AM PDT by Shermy
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Beavis: "I am Cornholio!" heh-heh!


40 posted on 08/04/2004 10:14:13 AM PDT by CounterCounterCulture (Anagram of my screenname: TRUE UNCLE TRUER COCONUT)
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