Posted on 08/04/2004 9:14:15 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
As coked-up as she often seems, five bucks says she doesn't even remember having a third son, three days out of every seven. :)
Okay, I'll play, but I don't think I'll have to change many of the words. Picking up where you left off.
Many a thing you know she'd like to tell you,
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay and listen to all you say
How do keep a flake upon the sand
How do you solve a problem like Teresa
How do you hold a billionaire in your hand
When I'm with her I'm confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I hardly know exactly how she stands
Unpredictable as weather
She's as looney as a lefter
She's a Dem! She's a demon! She's a sham!
She'd outpester any pest
Drive a hornet from its nest
She could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
She is senile! She is wild!
She's a riddle! She's a child!
She's a headache! She's a nightmare!
She's just plain weird!
I wonder if there are any old pictures around of Theresa with her first husband, John Heinz. I would like to compare her demeanor from that period with her campaign appearances with John Kerry.
I haven't been about post that from your site this week.
Try this again:
"I haven't been able to post that from your site this week.
I have noticed the complete lack of any indication of intimacy betweeen these two. She even seems repulsed at times. Or just plain put-out. Just like the Clintons.
That's in stark contrast to the obvious indications of intimacy between the President and the First Lady.
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Don't cry for me left wing liberals
The truth is I never left you
All through my rich days
Wealthy existence
I kept my ketchup
You keep your six cents
And as for Kerry, well I'm insane
I never invited him in
Though it seemed to the world they were all I desired
Mine are delusions
They are not the solutions they're promised to be
The answer's go left all the time
I love you and hope you love me
Don't cry for me left wing liberals
(chorus)
Have I said too much?
Shove it's all I can think of to say to you.
But all you have to do is look at me to know
That I've gone kookoo
Sir, that's a little too far. Be civil.
Great--just what the gays need. Another rat-haired, overbearing, emotionally distant "mom."
Isn't that what made them gay in the first place?
Sir, that's a little too far. Be civil. She does lose votes everytime she opens her mouth however. And nice pics.
I clicked. I sang. I laughed! I enjoyed!
"Didn't even know there was a third son till the other day."
There is a third son! Any information on how old, what he does?
Methinks Ter-Ray-Za, a translator who married into a fortune, takes herself too seriously, but that's a common personality flaw of many elitest Democrats.
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