How Do You Solve a Problem Like Teresa? (Body Language Around Her Own Hubby Speaks Volumes)

The American Thinker ^ | 8/4/04 | Thomas Lifson

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

Okay, I'll bite and start the first couple of lines of the song...

How do you solve a problem like Teresa?
How do you shut her mouth and shout her down?
How do you solve a problem like Teresa?
A flibberty-gibbit, a shrew, a nag, a clown!

Pinging Doug from Upland! Sounds like a thread right up your alley!

[gunnygail]

With a couple of cases of scotch in the back for Teddy's massive thirst.

[atomicpossum]

“And by the way, how great was Teresa Heinz Kerry last night?”

That's a pretty personal (and hideous) question. Ba-dum-bum.

[cripplecreek]

Help is on the way.

[Grampa Dave]

I doubt if the Dorky Franchurian Candidate gets to feel the love any night with Mama T Rex.

[JulieRNR21]

Yes, there is a problem with Teresa......and it's fun to watch!

The woman, formerly known as Ta-ray-za, now calls herself, 'Mama T"

"My friends", 'Mama T" told a group of homosexuals, "If nothing else, you will have a mom in the White House, you can call on me any time."

[gunnygail]

LOL! I don't think that Cutty Sark makes enough scotch to keep Teddy fueled.

[GSlob]

“And by the way, how great was Teresa Heinz Kerry last night?” said running mate Edwards to the Democratic National Convention. Another lawyer asking another question, masquerading as a compliment."

The proper answer to "how great...?"" would be: "about 180 pounds" (or whatever number), but this is not a question one should be asking in the first place.

[Grampa Dave]

Thank you for showing MaMa T Rex in her personnaly designed military outfit from her buddy Fidel Castro.

If elected she will have a hot line for homosexuals to call in: 1-800=MAMA TREX.

[7.62 x 51mm]

She's the GOP's best kept secret weapon.

[jacquej]

Hey, when was that photo taken? Notice that she appears to have had her hair done!

Someone in the campaign must be reading the comments here on her appearance. But, I would have hated to be the one who had to go tell her that the "bird's nest do" just wasn't cutting it with us peasants out here in "flyover-land"!

[martin_fierro]

[dennisw]

Don't cry for me Mozambique

[sonserae]

If I were married to Herman Munster, I couldn't kiss him either. The guy is CREEPY.

[Diogenesis]

How do you solve a problem like Teresa?
How do you shut her mouth and shout her down?
How do you solve a problem like Teresa?
A flibberty-gibbit, a shrew, a nag, a clown!

[gunnygail]

Don't cry for me NAMBLA. Mama's here for you.

[Yaelle]

Allow me to continue your song.

Many a time you know he'd try to kiss her
For politics she ought to understand
But how can he force her face
From wincing all over the place
He can't even get the wench to hold his hand!

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Teraysa?
? How do you hold some ketchup in your hand?

[Sacajaweau]

The picture of Kerry and wife and the one of Kerry and Edwards show both sides of Kerry. He's flipped out over Edwards and his marriage is a flop.

I'm trying to think what Kerry and Tereeeza have for a marriage. It becomes rather obvious that both were willing to except what I would consider "leftovers" and that they deserve each other. Wonder if she was ever active with him in his anti-war stints.

[OldFriend]

All I can say is thank goodness she changed her registration from repub to dem. And we don't want her back either!

My guess is that her eldest son doesn't want much of her either.

Didn't even know there was a third son till the other day.

[hispanarepublicana]

ROFLOL! Well done.