[BraveMan]

There is a vague resemblance; the leaves, after all, are green and pointed. Close enough for the LEOs, I guess . . .

Let's not forget the watermelons and cantaloupes growing out back; only reticent, unrepentant felons grow them. And Bamboo? Only new age commie hippie druggies grow bamboo. C'mon! You know, tomatoes look strikingly similar to peyote . . .

[Chewbacca]

I suppose the cops thought he was growing the cantaloupes and watermelons to eat after he got the munchies.

[BJClinton]

LOL. Y'know, if this happened to me I would immediately head to a shrink and claim to have some trauma/stress thingy from the raid then get the sleaziest lawyer I could find and sue the $#!t out of this LEA. I'm getting a bit worried about the hibiscus growing around our house now...