More on Kerry and hunting

[kdwmson]

Hate to re-open the Kerry-shotgun-hunting can of worms, but check out the whole quote: “I go out with my trusty 12-gauge double-barrel, crawl around on my stomach. I track and move and decoy and play games and try to outsmart them. You know, you kind of play the wind. That's hunting.”

Decoys? Using decoys to hunt deer in Mass. is all sorts of illegal. Not that anybody needed more evidence that the guy is full of BS, and I don't mean buckshot.

[potlatch]

Thanks Meek, glad to see you've been posting it too. Good to make sure it's seen as a joke!!

[devolve]

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[Osage Orange]

I know guy's who have crawled on their bellies while stalking deer. Usually the deer have bedded down, and generally it's in fairly wide open country..........This guy's most always were using a black-powder rifle, a slug gun, or a bow.

FWIW-

[patriot5186]

You forgot the rest of the quote : "Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm ahuntin' a wascally wabbit. huhuhuhu."

[Nov3]

I love that shot! It is a priceless photo on par with the algore photo of him with his head over the loaded M-16.

[Osage Orange]

Actually, you can bait deer in OK. Scents are okay too....

You can't set fires to drive them...nor use dogs either.

You cannot bait turkeys though....so, no talking to Democrats here.

FRegards,

[Future Useless Eater]

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[Minuteman23]

It strikes me that he is the kind of guy you'd like to go fishing with and I think it'll be a good program showing him outside the political spotlight and in the "real world".

I agree, and I can't think of a damn thing I'd enjoy doing with Kerry (that wouldn't involve a comeuppance to him, that is).

[Minuteman23]

Incidentally, a doofus by the name of TED TURNER (Atlanta) made that same list on 5/11/77 with a 2-1 loss to Pittsburgh before NL President Chub Feeney ordered him out of the dugout and back into the stands with all the other drunks.

Thank you for the most informative post. But this was the sentence that made my day! (Such an appropriate use of the term "doofus") :-)

[VOA]

Actually, you can bait deer in OK. Scents are okay too....

Thanks for the info...looks like my recollection is fautly.
This will save me embarassement in the future.

[freakboy]

If the animal rights crowd weren't made up of hypocrites, they'd vote for Nader.

[Minuteman23]

I thought the same thing when I saw how ridiculous he looked in camouflage, and when he was too lazy to bring the geese out with him. A hunter my eye!

[cubreporter]

If kerry is such a big hunter...how come he had to ask if he could get a hunting license in that place? If you are a hunter you KNOW where you are and you KNOW if it issues hunting licenses or not. You dont' have to ASK.


Also, Cheney was right. If kerry had to go out and buy cammies...then he doesn't do much goose hunting at all. Cammies should last a lifetime almost.

A HuntinG He will goooo
A hunting He will goooo
Hi ho the KERREEEEOOOO
A hunting he will go! (in his BRAND NEW CAMMIES)

Like new clothes at Easter???????????? What a dork.