[Grampa Dave]

If you are a 46 year old harpie in Hollywood and no longer have the body of a 20 year old, and your career is starting to tank.

What do you do?

You bash GW and conservatives to market your old whoring body to the Eurotrash market, which hates GW.

[Howlin]

but believes a puritanical streak running through the country put an end to any potential girl-on-girl action.

Does anybody have any questions about what they want to change this country into?

[ishabibble]

An old, tired has-been needs to be "relevant" in Hollywood circles, so this is what she comes up with?

I never got the chance to kiss Elvis (the lean years!) and I'm going to sue GWB for it...if John Edwards will take the case and channel Elvis right back to the present.
I just want to hear "Kentucky Rain" one more time!

[Erasmus]

If you are a 46 year old harpie [...]

Sorry, but my eyes inserted an extra "i" in that word...