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Posted on 08/03/2004 8:48:02 AM PDT by robjna
No vote from Lohan
Don't look for Lindsay Lohan to start rocking the vote now that she's 18, reports MSN.com.
"I'm not very politically involved," she says in the new issue of Rolling Stone. "And I don't like to talk about it. I mean, if you say you're a Democrat, that'll turn off Republicans, and that's half of your fan base."
The "Freaky Friday" and "Mean Girls" star also is also quick to blow off stories labeling her a party girl. "I know all the guys who own the clubs. We made a deal where they let me come in and I'll drink only Red Bull. If I wanted to drink, I'd just stay home and do it with my friends."
I protest! Threads involving Lindsay Lohan must include pics! :-)
BTTT! Mmmmmm Looohaaan.
I just like that she says half of her fans are Republicans....by extension (this is a NYTimes extension) that means half of the country is Republicans.
The Media would like you to believe that only about 20% or republicans and the rest are all caught up by their corruption or something...
She's 18 now? She's officially hot!!!!
Agreed - that's the only reason I clicked on this story!
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Although her dad is clearly clueless, she seems to understand what it takes to sustain a career.
Wasn't she in the remake of the Parent Trap?
Hogwart's Academy
Ron Weasley.....Seth Meyers
Harry Potter.....Rachel Dratch
Hermione Granger.....Lindsay Lohan
Fred Weasley.....Chris Parnell
George Weasley.....Jimmy Fallon
Severus Snape.....Will Forte
Rubeus Hagrid.....Horatio Sanz
[open on exterior of Hogwarts Castle with title: "Hogwarts Academy"]
[dissolve to interior, Gryffindor common room, Harry is already present and wearing red and yellow Gryffindor scarf]
Ron: [running down stairs, also wearing Gryffindor scarf] Harry! Harry! Harry Potter! Welcome back! Did you have a good summer?
Harry: No! Voldemort's returned, and he's trying to kill me...again!
Ron: I heard. We need Hermione. Is she here yet?
[Hermione enters, wearing a blouse with a plunging neckline, and possessing rather significant cleavage]
Hermione: I got here hours ago. I've been in the library, reseraching cloaking spells.
Ron: Ah, heh, ah, Hermione! Mmmmm...ha, oh, er.
Harry: Hello, Hermione. Welcome back. How was your summer?
Hermione: Boring. Nothing happened.
Harry: Really? Seems like a lot happened.
Hermione: I don't know what you're talking about.
Ron: I can think of a couple things that happened. It's just that, you see, it's only been a few months since we last saw you, yet, um, ah, ha...wow! [Harry fixes him with a glare]
Harry: Ron just means that, ah, you look very nice, Hermione.
Hermione: Thank you, Harry. But we have to perform this cloaking spell to protect you from Voldemort. [raises arms and clasps her hands behind her head, thus enhancing her bosom] Protectium invisibum! Come on, what are you waiting for?
[Harry and Ron assume the same pose as Hermione]
Harry and Ron: Protectama invibaba...[mumble]
Hermione: Are you concentrating on the spell?
Harry and Ron: Uh-huh. [shaking heads "no"]
Hermione: It doesn't seem to be working!
[Fred and George come down the stairs]
Fred: Hey, Nimbus Two Thousands, did you hear the news?
George: Yes, Malfoy bought out all the Firebolts for all the Slyther...ha-ba-ba-ba...Hello, Hermione.
Hermione: Hello, Fred, George. How are you?
Fred: Hello, Hermi-aye-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai
George: Yai-yai-yai-yai-yai
Fred: How are you?
George: How are you doing?
Fred: Let's hang out for a minute. Incindio! [a fire flares up in the fireplace]
George: Couchio. [a couch behind them moved forward]
[Fred and George guide Hermione to sit on the couch with them]
Fred: Stereo. ["Let's Get It On" plays]
Harry: Gah! [music stops] We're very busy right now! If you haven't heard, Voldemort has returned and is trying to recruit the Dementors to take over Hogwarts!
George: Hey, Potsie, cool it with the nerd stuff. Shut up.
Fred: Listen, we got a place off campus and a mini-fridge filled with butterbeer.
Hermione: I'm sorry boys, we can't waste time. We'll celebrate after we defeat Voldemort.
George: What a tease.
Fred: Well, if you'll excuse us, we're off to go beat a couple of bludgers.
Harry: Ah, going to play some Quidditch?
Fred and George: No.
Hermione: All right, the cloaking spell didn't work. Let's try a reverse enchantment. [clasps her hands behind her back and thrusts slightly forward with each repetition] Abrendium madicen. Abrendium madicen. Abrendium madicen. The magic isn't happening!
Ron: I'm going to disagree with you.
Hermione: But it's not working.
Ron: Oh, it's working so much. Please don't stop.
[Snape enters from stage left, wearing black robes]
Snape: What are you children doing out of bed?
Hermione: Professor Snape!
Snape: Hey-o! [shields eyes] Okay, let's break it up here. Let's move along. Hermione, is that you?
Hermione: Yes, Professor Snape.
Snape: Please, call me Severus. No, no, please call me Professor, Professor Snape! Okay, that's fifty points each from Gryffindor! Now, go to bed! [exits stage left]
Hermione: All right, we have to hurry. This is our last chance. [takes a book from the table and sets it on the floor] Madame Helena's book of incantations. [picks up an enormous magnifying glass and holds it directly in front of her chest] The print is so small! Ah, that's better.
Ron: I'll say.
[Harry and Ron peer into the opposite side of the magnifying glass while Hermione reads]
Hermione: It says here, "Sun to moon, moon to sun, the twilight at will, come undone!" What does that mean?
Harry: I don't know, but it's making me nervous and sweaty.
[Hagrid comes down the staircase, wearing green groundskeeper's robes]
Hermione: Hagrid!
Hagrid: Hello, kids!
Ron: Hagrid.
Hagrid: Hello, who are you?
Hermione: Hagrid, it's Hermione.
Hagrid: [eyes widen] Yikes. What happened? Take it out of my brain, take it out! Doot-doot-doot-doot-doot! Okay, well, all right, I'd better go out to the woods and tame my dragon.
Harry: Ah, you got a new pet?
Hagrid: Nope.
Hermione: I give up. This is ridiculous. We didn't get anything done, and Voldemort's on the loose. I'm going upstairs to have a bath. [exits stage right]
Ron: Um, Harry. That invisibility cloak, do you still have access to that?
Harry and Ron: Woo-hoo-ha-ha-ha! [they jump and scurry around excitedly]
I got a fever...and the only prescription...is more cowbell!
My stepdaughter went to a party on South Beach where she met Miss Lohan. According to her, Linday is actually prettier in person, and was one of the nicest of all the celebrities there. Conversely, she thought Cameron Diaz was awful.
Yes. She has been in several Disney movies.
Main difference is Lohan's career is on the rise, the one's you mentioned are having a hard time finding jobs so they have nothing to lose.
Yes, she was the 'twins'. Loved her there and also in 'Freaky Friday'.
I like her more and more ...
What in the .....
Mmmmmm-hmmmmm.....
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