A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....08-03-04....Luvya, Dubya! (Countering the Baddest and Ugliest)

To: Conspiracy Guy

Gotta do that sometime myself.

61 posted on 08/03/2004 7:07:25 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tagline Abuse is an under-reported crime. Please help abused taglines today. Call 1-999-TAG-ABUZE.)

To: Darksheare; Billie

Cause Billie'll get you!

62 posted on 08/03/2004 7:09:11 AM PDT by Pippin (RE-ELECT BUSH/CHENEY............PLEASE!)

Morning, BillieBlue! ...

Real Men don't mind real dirt.

LOL

Great thread, doll. : )

I'll be back later.

63 posted on 08/03/2004 7:10:15 AM PDT by ST.LOUIE1

64 posted on 08/03/2004 7:13:19 AM PDT by Old Sarge

To: ST.LOUIE1; Conspiracy Guy; Darksheare; Old Sarge; kristinn; Billie

OH! BOY!

Billie!

You're missing it! Now (((Louie))) has jioned us!

Now I have 5 guys to myself, HEH! HEH! HEH!

I'm on cloud nine! :0)

65 posted on 08/03/2004 7:14:16 AM PDT by Pippin (RE-ELECT BUSH/CHENEY............PLEASE!)

Just having a bit of fun! :0)

66 posted on 08/03/2004 7:14:49 AM PDT by Pippin (RE-ELECT BUSH/CHENEY............PLEASE!)

So am I, Pip, so am I... ;]

67 posted on 08/03/2004 7:15:38 AM PDT by Old Sarge

To: Pippin; Conspiracy Guy; Old Sarge; kristinn; Billie

Umm.. We were told to behave..
Wait.. she wasn't told to behave..
Uh oh.

68 posted on 08/03/2004 7:15:57 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tagline Abuse is an under-reported crime. Please help abused taglines today. Call 1-999-TAG-ABUZE.)

To: Pippin; Darksheare

Just put duct tape over his remarks. I can barely see my screen now.

69 posted on 08/03/2004 7:17:00 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

Had to mention the details, didja?

70 posted on 08/03/2004 7:17:50 AM PDT by Old Sarge

To: Conspiracy Guy; Pippin

Dual monitor setup is difficult to do that with.
*sigh*
Lucky for me I have Screen Away!
Just one brush of Screen Away and my monitor is gone!

71 posted on 08/03/2004 7:22:01 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tagline Abuse is an under-reported crime. Please help abused taglines today. Call 1-999-TAG-ABUZE.)

72 posted on 08/03/2004 7:22:13 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tagline Abuse is an under-reported crime. Please help abused taglines today. Call 1-999-TAG-ABUZE.)

It is a learned talent. In my case self-taught mental excercise. My poems are almost always couplet. I didn't know that until a FReeper told me. I had to look it up. My poems are too rhymy for the artsy crowd but I get my message across and it keeps me from being totally insane.

Song parodies are really easy because someone else has laid out the map. This is my favorite.

The Little Old Commie from Massachusetts. by Jan and Dean

It’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

Music intro

The Little Old Commie form Massachusetts.
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No.
He’s not worried bout his record cause he has two sets.
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No.
He's as slip’ry as grease up in DC town,
He will vote the bill up and then he’ll vote it back down.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

It’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
If you hear him speakin out don’t pay attention.
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No
In a minute or so he’ll just change direction
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No
The man aint trusted in either House.
Cause he always talks out both sides of his mouth.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

Musical Interlude:

No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No
We need to send him home to his heiress wife.
Cause he’s got no business in public life.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry, No
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry, No
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry, No
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry, No

fade

Conspiracy Guy 2/24/04

73 posted on 08/03/2004 7:24:44 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

It is very effective.

74 posted on 08/03/2004 7:25:47 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

75 posted on 08/03/2004 7:26:23 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

76 posted on 08/03/2004 7:27:01 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

To: Darksheare; Pippin

77 posted on 08/03/2004 7:30:47 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

To: Conspiracy Guy

Hmm..
"Just add grain alcohol of 90% or higher to reanimate." as a label?

78 posted on 08/03/2004 7:32:36 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tagline Abuse is an under-reported crime. Please help abused taglines today. Call 1-999-TAG-ABUZE.)

To: Conspiracy Guy; Pippin

Last time I did that, I face planted in a chair because someone swiped my feet from under me.
Chair occupant was amused.
Rule 45b line 1 subsection D9 "Never table dance in front of people just as weird as you."

79 posted on 08/03/2004 7:34:28 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tagline Abuse is an under-reported crime. Please help abused taglines today. Call 1-999-TAG-ABUZE.)

80 posted on 08/03/2004 7:37:21 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

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