[judicial meanz]

Heres a goodie:

Use a tube sock and put either a bar of soap or something else with a little oomph into it. Then beat the snot out of the terrorist. Criminals use this little trick all the time in jails te even scores.

Some of them end up in critical condition from sock/soap attacks.

[Godzilla]

Use a tube sock and put either a bar of soap or something else with a little oomph into it. Then beat the snot out of the terrorist. Criminals use this little trick all the time in jails te even scores.

Useful to clean their clocks......(ducking)
I couldn't resist.

[HipShot]

Blanket party!

[ExSoldier]

In the movie Death Wish (the first one) Charles Bronson first used $20 in quarters in a sock to beat the snot outta criminal. It worked great! Then he discovered firearms and history was made.

Here's a goodie that I have also actually used. Take a section of newspaper and roll it up like you were going to swat a fly. Then bend it double and hold it in your fist. It should allow your fingers to close all the way around it. Where the crease appears there will be a number of small points or knobs. That is the striking surface. You'll find that the paper is now a sturdy club capable of literally splitting skulls. A few years ago I was sorta stalked by a couple of punks at the school where I teach. They were new and hadn't gotten the word, yet. I used to walk all over school with a rolled up newspaper tucked underneath my arm. Never felt safer.