I got one for Kerry and Edwards:
"We're not happy till your not happy, and we are damn near ecstatic."
OR
"Could we be any stupider?"
Some more lame suggestions for K/E's lame campaign:
"Kerry/Edwards--Together, We Can Do Something"
"John Kerry for President--Not that him being president means you are any less of a person"
"Kerry--Together, We Can Spend All Her Money"
"Kerry--He Won't Politicize Anything, Unlike Those Evil Republicans"
Pray for W and Our Troops