New book teaches you how to beat the &#%^ out of a suspected terrorist

Jewish World Review ^ | August 2, 2004 | David Grimes

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These guys who try to out the Air Marshalls by running toward the cockpit?

I'd love to "accidentally" trip one and grab his arm "to keep him from falling" and give it a good hard jerk up and backwards "to keep him from hitting the floor".

Naturally, I'd apologize profusely...

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

Don't know you ...... but I damn sure like your attitude! ;-)

[RightWhale]

If everybody just got up and stepped into the aisle nobody would be going anywhere.

[Screaming_Gerbil]

Break a CD in half. Can easily kill someone with it. Try it with an AOL CD. It's nasty.

How? Is it sharp?

[SW6906]

Knowing how you travel frequently, this thread might interest you. But then, likely you've thought of most of these (and some worse ones) already.... ;o)

[Screaming_Gerbil]

Never forget what the G-Man, G. Gordon Liddy, referred to as a very lethal weapon....a number 2 lead pencil right in the temple....

Then "stir" vigorously.

Don't your mean eye socket instead of temple?

[SW6906]

I read all of these people saying break a CD in half for a weapon - try it some time. One, it's not as easy as it sounds, and two, it often makes an explosive sound and sends shrapnel in multiple directions when it breaks.

I got the attention of several dozen people at work one time breaking a proprietary data CD to destroy it. I was admonished by management to put them in the data destroy bin from then on.......

[Terabitten]

since airline regulations don't let you take anything aboard that is more lethal than a wad of soggy Kleenex

The worst @ss whuppin' I ever got was from a rolled up one subject spiral bound notebook. The guy rolled it up, it was like having a 1 foot long stick in his hand. He beat me like a rented mule with that thing. It just proved to me that there is no such thing as a dangerous object.... there are only dangerous people.

[SW6906]

BTTT

[CARDINALRULES]

Yup, it sure does.Gives them a nice hairdo in the process. :-`)

Have had 4 kills in the past few months with Aqua-net, 2 are still where they died.

The rest of the spiders I killed lately have been squished.

Haven't flambed anything in over 15 years though.

[aruanan]

the 72 dark-eyed virgins awaiting him in heaven, as long as I don't have to go there with him. (I'm quite shy around large groups of attractive women.)

That's okay. The Koran isn't talking about women.

[Malsua]

Have you done it?

Do it in a bathroom on a plane, no one hears it.

One, it's easy. I'm male, and I don't extend all that much effort to do it. Yes, it sorta "explodes" but it leaves a nice sharp edge.

Two, the broken disk has a sharp point. You could easily cut a throat with it or at least jab it into a heart.

[azhenfud]

One SD tactic is to force one's thumb into the jaw inside the mouth and grab the ear with the other four fingers and make a fist clutching the ear - RH to opponent's right side, LH to opponent's left side, then strike the base of the neck between the neck and shoulder with the other hand. When done correctly, you either end up with a nice trophy ear or the opponent ends up with a flip top head.

[valkyrieanne]

I'm sure the same tactics work when riding trains and busses as well.

[ChefKeith]

NEVER mess with a Race Fan!

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

I don't think your hobby is weird at all. We collect a small amount of sand from every beach we visit, bring it back in an empty water bottle, and display it in a new spice bottle with a location label pasted on the front.

[NormsRevenge]

Thanks Bump !

[null and void]

*** Unconfirmed ***

Just heard on the top of the hour (0200 Lima) ABC radio or local KSFO (not sure which), that a Virgin airline flight from SFO was canceled because of suspicious passenger behavior.

Five people with Romanian passports were called to the front of the plane before the flight was canceled. One is being detained, no charges/arrests at this time.

Virgin is putting remaining passengers up at local hotels.

Story missing at 0300.

Nothing to see here, move along...

[ConservativeBamaFan]

72 dark-eyed virgins awaiting him in heaven

Did we mention that they have never met a razor, haven't bathed in years, and have camel dung under their fingernails?

[tracer]

Maybe so, but nothing works better than a bag of pork rinds or a lube gun loaded with pig lard. And both are TSA-approved..... 8~)