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Frenchman Crowned World Champion Snail Spitter
Expatica ^ | 8/2/04 | Staff

Posted on 08/02/2004 8:27:40 AM PDT by ChuckShick

Frenchman crowned world champion snail spitter

MOGUERIEC, France, Aug 2 (AFP) - A French algae fisherman retained one of the world's lesser-known sporting titles at the weekend - that of champion snail spitter, propelling the tiny creature a total of 9.38 metres (31 feet).

Alain Jourden, 43, beat back the challenge posed by 110 pretenders from 14 countries including Belgium, Britain, Germany, Italy, Spain and Sweden, but failed to surpass his own world distance record of 10.4 metres.

"Wind conditions were not favourable," said one of the organisers of Sunday's event, which drew 2,000 spectators to the tiny Brittany port of Mogueriec, located near the town of Roscoff.

Competitors roll the live snail in their mouths to be sure it is propelled at precisely the correct angle, take a running start along a sandy 20-metre track and expectorate. A maximum of three attempts is allowed.

Jourden told AFP he had trained hard for a week before the competition, carrying out "several spits a day".

A British competitor broke his country's record, spitting the tiny snail a total of 5.82 metres.

Records were also set among Swedish contestants (4.08 metres), women spitters (4.10 metres) and children under the age of 10 (three metres).

© AFP


TOPICS: Extended News; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: careerguidance; cheese; chirac; escargot; france; snails; surrendermonkeys
Well, I guess in France you need to be good at something...
1 posted on 08/02/2004 8:27:43 AM PDT by ChuckShick
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French seaweed collector Alain Jourden retained one of the world's lesser-known sporting titles at the weekend -- that of champion snail spitter, propelling the tiny creature a total of 9.38 metres.(AFP/Fred Tanneau)
2 posted on 08/02/2004 8:32:02 AM PDT by martin_fierro (Slipping into consciousness)
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To: ChuckShick

I thought the French ate them not spit them out. Why can't the French conduct a more manly competition...like cow chip throwing?


3 posted on 08/02/2004 8:32:17 AM PDT by Jagdgewehr
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Frenchman Crowned World Champion Snail Spitter

Zut alors! I gotta see that!

4 posted on 08/02/2004 8:32:47 AM PDT by NonValueAdded ("I actually was going to throw like a man before I threw like a girl." JFK 7/25/2004)
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To: ChuckShick

and we thought their best days were behind them!


5 posted on 08/02/2004 8:33:36 AM PDT by aynrandfreak (If 9/11 didn't change you, you're a bad human being)
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To: ChuckShick

Enfin! Une victoire qui fait honneur a la belle France, a redemir elle a la honteuse de la Tour de France!


6 posted on 08/02/2004 8:35:14 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
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To: ChuckShick

Wow! look at that S-Car-Blow!!


7 posted on 08/02/2004 8:37:44 AM PDT by HEY4QDEMS (Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again.)
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To: ChuckShick

A perfect activity for a Frenchman to be good at.


8 posted on 08/02/2004 8:39:32 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: martin_fierro
Meet the World champion Dork


9 posted on 08/02/2004 8:43:20 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Used to be sciencediet (aka Tad Rad) but found the solution)
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To: Mr. Mojo
This whole escapde brings to mind one pressing question.

Where was PETA when this was going on?

Gum

10 posted on 08/02/2004 8:43:57 AM PDT by ChewedGum (aka King of Fools)
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To: ChewedGum

Shortly after the event the French surrendered to PETA...


11 posted on 08/02/2004 9:26:01 AM PDT by TSgt (What have you done for your country today?)
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To: ChuckShick

breaking news bump!


12 posted on 08/02/2004 9:27:17 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: martin_fierro

sea-weed collector and champion snail spitter... he's definitely going places.


13 posted on 08/02/2004 9:31:06 AM PDT by new cruelty
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Aha! We have a new Freeper nick for the French: Snail Spitter.
As in, John "Snail Spitter" Kerry.
"Frog" and "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey" were getting a bit worn, anyway.
14 posted on 08/02/2004 10:40:04 AM PDT by Ignatz (There's a place in France where they spit snails for distance.)
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