Another Possible One Day Democratic Convention Scheduled for Late August

The Internet | 08/01/04 | Outlaw1_2003

[outlaw1_2003]

Democrats are possibly planning a possible "one day Democratic extravaganza," late in August.

[outlaw1_2003]

This "one day Democratic convention" will have the following itinerary: 7:00 PM - Ted Kennedy will open convention with a toast to John Kerry. 7:05 PM - Michael Moore will crown John Kerry, "Future Liar in Chief" 7:10 PM - Ted Kennedy will offer another toast to John Kerry 7:15 PM - Ben Afleck will tell everyone how his newest friend is a "War Hero." 7:20 PM - Ted Kennedy will make another toast to John Kerry. 7:25 PM - Barbara Streisand will sing her new song, "I hate George Bush." 7:30 PM - Ted Kennedy will refuse to take breathalizer test, but offers another toast to John Kerry. 7:35 PM - Whoopi Goldberg will attempt to say the exclamation, "WOW" backwards. 7:40 PM - Ted Kennedy will be seen regurgitating in trash can, ready to offer another toast to John Kerry. 7:45 PM - Partial Birth abortion performed on stage live for up and coming emergency room residents. 7:50 - Ted Kennedy offers toast to aborted child 7:55 PM - Actual Gay marriage performed on stage with everyone applauding. 8:00 PM - Ted Kennedy offers toast to newlyweds. 8:05 PM - John Kerry re-enters room with John Edwards. 8:10 PM - Ted Kennedy offers toast to the couple, (Kerry-Edwards). 8:15 PM - Kerry and Edwards are exchanging vows to each other. 8:20 PM - Ted Kennedy seen crying tears of happiness for the newly married Kerry-Edwards, but still offers another toast to them. 8:25 PM - Afleck, Goldberg, Streisand, Baldwin,Kerry and Edwards are seen huddled over Ted Kennedy. 8:30 PM - Ambulance arrives to rempve Ted Kennedy and takes him to Betty Ford Center, where he offers a toast to Joh Kerry.

[Sacajaweau]

One day extravaganza at Wendy's. Tereeeza is thinking of buying them out after she found out the Butler couldn't make chili!!

[raptor29]

Yeah, a one day convention, to introduce John Kerry to America......................again.

[HitmanLV]

Haha, another Wellstone rally? This I gotta see!

Seriously, this would show to me that initial polling for their boy must be horrific. By horrific, I mean he really did enjoy no colorable and sustainable boost from the DNC.

This is good.

[Sacajaweau]

Did you know he was a vet?

Seriously, I believe that this is a "just in case" thing, "just in case" we are hit, he's gonna stand up and say he could have protected us better. Except all the "protecting" players are the same and we just have to hope for the best and stand strong!!

[cmsgop]

The sad thing is, this is probably true....

[conservatism_IS_compassion]

It's traditional for the opposition to lay low and not compete for media attention during the opponent's convention.

The Dems aren't entitled to a second bite of the apple in that regard. Tho, as long as the Republicans come second they can always threaten to go for broke during the Republican Convention if the Republicans don't play along. Nothing is too low for them to consider.

[Pharlap]

Maybe this time the Mozambique Candidate will be given permission by his handler, "Mother" Teresa (after all, she told a gathering of gays and Lesbians that if Kerry were elected they would have a mother in the White House -- does this mean she considers homosexuals to be children?) to get to the bottom of that perplexing question: Where are the F***ING balloons?

[chiller]

This agenda would at least get them in touch with their true inner feelings. We missed that last week.

[Nataku X]

Can you imagine how the media would react if the Republicans held a one-day convention the night before the DNC convention? LOL!

[stockpirate]

Well, some good news! Kerry got a negitive bounce from the Dems convention last week. How many point can they lose in this August mini-convention? Also, any news or networks covering this event are required by law to give the repubs equal time.

The National Socialist Party = Democrates

[bondjamesbond]

Which Senator is going to kick the bucket this time?

[bondjamesbond]

WELLSTONAPALOOZA!

[Che Chihuahua]

So what!? No one would watch anyway, unless the Queer Eye 5 would critique the Kerry-Edwards wedding night. That crazy Carson would probably be oh so jealous of Kerry scoring such "a cute little peanut" like John Edwards. Yecch! To quote Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now, "The horror. The horror!"

[Salvey]

This will be intended to (as Ben Afleck would put it), enervate the RATS.

[Bonaparte]

Yeah! Another one!! And give terAYzah more face time!!

[Eastbound]

. . . and off in the distance come the thundering thighbeats of the dark horse, Hildabeast.