You knew "Pearl Harbor" was a disaster when, in the first scene, a 1937 Stearman biplane is shown in a scene set in 1923. It was all downhill from then. A totally awful piece of Hollywood crap.
It's one redeeming feature was that it had Kate Beckinsale in it, so conceivably if someone gave you the DVD for free, you could watch it with the sound off and skip to the scenes with Kate.
Or I could just watch Underworld again, since whatever that film's problems might be, it has Kate in skintight leather, and therefore pleases me.