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He was complacent, arrogant and humourless. How they loved him
The Telegraph ^ | August 1, 2004 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 08/01/2004 5:06:16 AM PDT by finnigan2

It was interesting to see Ben Affleck emerge as the Hollywood mascot of the Democratic Convention. The week reminded me of Ben's movie Pearl Harbor: wall-to-wall evocative military imagery, a cast of thousands, superb production values, but a huge gaping hole where the star performance was supposed to be.

On TV the other night, young Mr Affleck offered a pearl of wisdom to Mr Kerry and his consultants: "You have to enervate the base," the Hollywood heartthrob advised solemnly. If it's enervating the base you're after, John F Kerry would seem to be the perfect candidate. On Thursday, for his first big moment in the national spotlight, his only concession to the occasion was to speed up his delivery, in order to cram a 90-minute address into the hour of primetime the networks were prepared to give him. But otherwise it was classic Kerry: verbose, shapeless, platitudinous, complacent, ill-disciplined, arrogant, and humourless.

On the other hand, despite Ben Affleck's advice, the Boston crowd wasn't in the least bit enervated. They were deliriously happy. The Kerry campaign seems to be the political equivalent of what they call on Broadway a "snob hit": the longer it is, the more boring it is and the worse time you have at it, the more you feel it must be good for you. To his numbed, buttock-shifting listeners, the great sonorous self-regarding orotund bromidic banality of Senator Kerry and his multitude of nuances is proof of how much more serious he - and therefore they - are. This is a profoundly un-American attitude and, from the so far bounce-less post-convention polls, it doesn't seem to be resonating with "swing voters".

At one level, what's happening is very unfair. Three-quarters of Democratic voters opposed the Iraq war; 86 per cent of convention delegates opposed it. But they've wound up with a presidential ticket comprised of two Senators who both voted in favour of it. And, after being for-and-against the war for the last year according to political necessity, Kerry seems to have settled on a position of doing pretty much what Bush is doing while simultaneously spending more time on the blower to Kofi, Jacques and Gerhard. If I were a principled anti-war Democrat, I'd be furious.

But they're not. Because the real distinction is not between pro- and anti-war, but between September 11 Americans and September 10 Americans. The latter group is a coalition embracing not just the hardcore Bush haters - for whom, as the opening of Fahrenheit 9/11 makes plain, it all goes back to chads in Florida - but the larger group of voters who've been a little stressed out by the epic nature of politics these last three years and would like a quieter life. That's what John Kerry's offering them: a return to September 10.

He doesn't quite put it like that, of course. He talks about an America "strong" and "respected" and all the other poll-tested words, while the Democratic platform asserts that Republicans "do not understand that real leadership means standing by your principles and rallying others to join you".

Say what you like about Bush, but on Iraq he stood by his principles and rallied the British, Australians, Poles, Italians, etc, to join him. He also rallied Kerry and Edwards to join him. They voted for his war, as the columnist Debra Saunders of The San Francisco Chronical drolly pointed out: "Kerry and Edwards followed. Bush led."

Kerry now says that Bush "misled" him on Iraq. But, if he was that easily suckered by a renowned moron, how much more susceptible would he be to such wily operators as Chirac. They would speak French to each other, and Jacques would blow soothingly in his ear, and Kerry would look flattered, and there'd be lots of resolutions and joint declarations, and nothing would happen. We'd be fighting the war on terror through the self-admiring inertia of windbag multilateralism.

As for the home front, Kerry says: "As President, I will not evade or equivocate; I will immediately implement the recommendations of that [the 9/11] commission." Whoa, hold on there. There's a ton of recommendations, and some of us don't like the part about concentrating all US intelligence under one cabinet secretary who serves not at the President's pleasure but for a fixed term. That effectively institutionalises the groupthink resistance to alternative ideas that led to the 9/11 failures. Leadership is about hearing different viewpoints and reaching a judgment. But Kerry gives the impression that, as long as he enjoys the perks of the top job, he's happy to subcontract his judgment to others.

He moans endlessly about the "outsourcing" of American jobs but, when it comes to his own job, he's willing to outsource American foreign policy to the mushy transnational talk-shops and to outsource homeland security to some dubious intelligence tsar. There's no sense of any strategic vision, no sense that he's thought about Iran or North Korea or any of the other powder kegs about to blow. I tried to ask him about some of these matters during the New Hampshire primary and he intoned in response, "Sometimes truly courageous leadership means having the courage not to show any leadership." (I quote from memory.)

In another perilous time - 1918 - Lord Haig wrote of Lord Derby: "D is a very weak-minded fellow I am afraid and, like the feather pillow, bears the marks of the last person who has sat on him." It's subtler than that with Kerry: you don't have to sit on him; just the slightest political breeze, and his pillow billows in the appropriate direction. His default position is the conventional wisdom of the Massachusetts Left: on foreign policy, foreigners know best; on trade, the labour unions know best; on government, bureaucrats know best; on defence, graying ponytailed nuclear-freeze reflex anti-militarists know best; on the wine list, he knows best.

Sometimes these default positions have to be recalibrated to take account of various political pressures - hence his current kinky Vietnam macho nostalgia, after two decades of voting against every important weapons system for the US military. But there's no sense - other than the blurry abstract nouns he shoveled off the stage on Thursday - of what Kerry stands firm on.

Last year, I was at a Kerry campaign stop in New Hampshire chatting with two old coots in plaid. The Senator approached and stopped in front of us. The etiquette in primary season is that the candidate defers to the cranky Granite Stater's churlish indifference to status and initiates the conversation: "Hi, I'm John Kerry. Good to see ya. Cold enough for ya?" Etc. But Kerry just stood there nose to nose, staring at us with a semi-glare on his face. After an eternity, an aide stepped out from behind him and said, "The Senator needs you to move."

"Well, why couldn't he have said that?" muttered one of the old coots, as Kerry swept past us.

That's how I felt after the Convention: all week Senators Biden, Lieberman and Edwards made the case that the Democrats were credible on national security. Why couldn't Kerry have said that?

Because in the end he's running for President because he feels he ought to be President. That's his message to George W Bush: "The Senator needs you to move." And even then everyone else says it better.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: dncconvention; kerry; marksteyn
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To: finnigan2
The dems should be worried: there's nothing remotely likable about the stiff.

Howeird Dean had "it;" this guy's got sh*t.

21 posted on 08/01/2004 6:08:27 AM PDT by Pharmboy (History's greatest agent for freedom: The US Armed Forces)
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To: finnigan2

"....and there'd be lots of resolutions and joint declarations, and nothing would happen. We'd be fighting the war on terror through the self-admiring inertia of windbag multilateralism."

THAT is Democrat "leadership" and statecraft in a NUTSHELL!

They're gutless and consensus-seeking cowards. When they DO try something we get a Desert One or a rubbleized asprin factory.


22 posted on 08/01/2004 6:15:32 AM PDT by TalBlack
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To: finnigan2
To his numbed, buttock-shifting listeners,...

Ok..too funny.

23 posted on 08/01/2004 6:20:34 AM PDT by Jalapeno
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To: finnigan2; TalBlack
This is the main keeper!

Kerry now says that Bush "misled" him on Iraq. But, if he was that easily suckered by a renowned moron, how much more susceptible would he be to such wily operators as Chirac. They would speak French to each other, and Jacques would blow soothingly in his ear, and Kerry would look flattered, and there'd be lots of resolutions and joint declarations, and nothing would happen. We'd be fighting the war on terror through the self-admiring inertia of windbag multilateralism.

24 posted on 08/01/2004 6:28:36 AM PDT by sam_paine (X .................................)
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To: theophilusscribe

The verb (?) just didn't seem right. Thanks.


25 posted on 08/01/2004 6:30:06 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: pabianice
It was all downhill from then. A totally awful piece of Hollywood crap.

It's one redeeming feature was that it had Kate Beckinsale in it, so conceivably if someone gave you the DVD for free, you could watch it with the sound off and skip to the scenes with Kate.

Or I could just watch Underworld again, since whatever that film's problems might be, it has Kate in skintight leather, and therefore pleases me.

26 posted on 08/01/2004 6:30:14 AM PDT by RogueIsland
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To: pabianice
And (after Japan had taken Korea, Manchuria and most of China) when the US cuts off scrap steel shipments, a Japanese government bow-wow is heard to say, "this means war."
I'm surprised this movie didn't have a 59 Chevy being hit by a Zero fighter.
27 posted on 08/01/2004 6:35:35 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: RogueIsland

I sat thru Pearl Harbor and until this thread couldn't have told you who was in it EXCEPT for Beckinsale.

I watched the computer modeling and Beckinsale and thats it!


28 posted on 08/01/2004 6:38:55 AM PDT by TalBlack
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To: finnigan2

Thanks. Great catch.


29 posted on 08/01/2004 6:45:38 AM PDT by Barset
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To: Exeter

You'd think that the Kerry sh*theads that approved every speech at the convention would have picked it up. If you think Affleck wrote his speech then I'd like to sell you...


30 posted on 08/01/2004 6:50:36 AM PDT by thegreatbeast (Quid lucrum istic mihi est?)
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To: finnigan2
Is Steyn ever wrong on anything? I dont think so ... he always beautifully paints the big picture by brilliantly rendering the small details.

This election is the third major battle of the War on Jihad. A victory by W would be just as significant as the victories in Afghanistan and Iraq, and a huge W victory would be an awesome strike against the jihadis and their liberal/left allies.

Until watching Kerry's acceptance speech, I doubted that a huge victory was possible, and thot that even victory itself was not probable.

But all of Kerry's profound negative qualities described by Steyn came thru perfectly clear in that speech. The man is one of those rare human beings with no likable or admirable traits.

Even the mushy middle cannot fail to see that.

31 posted on 08/01/2004 6:57:43 AM PDT by Urbane_Guerilla
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To: finnigan2

Let's see: Affleck wants Kerry to "enervate" the base with what Kerry claims "better idears" and "better hair"?

Oh, well! Perhaps he will do just that!


32 posted on 08/01/2004 7:18:24 AM PDT by loveliberty2
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To: finnigan2

One more comment on Affleck:

In case you missed it, reprinted below is a letter from the "responses" section of Peggy Noonan's column in the WSJ this week.

"If a Republican Said It
Robert Whittier - Tsuchiura, Japan

" 'You have to enervate the base,' [Ben Affleck] told Chris Mathews."

Can you imagine Bush saying this? The press would be all over him! From the American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language: Fourth Edition:
'"enervate:
"'1. To weaken or destroy the strength or vitality of: "the luxury which enervates and destroys nations" (Henry David Thoreau). See synonyms at deplete. 2. Medicine To remove a nerve or part of a nerve.'"

Don't suppose the "language police" among the Liberal talking heads will pick up on this one!


33 posted on 08/01/2004 7:22:26 AM PDT by loveliberty2
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To: loveliberty2

Affleck...isn't he that insurance duck ?


34 posted on 08/01/2004 7:27:23 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Exeter; jocon307
A mistake like that comes from only one thing, pretenstion.

They're so funny when they try to act smart.
Just read your lines, honey. That's why they give you a script.
:o)

35 posted on 08/01/2004 10:17:27 AM PDT by theophilusscribe ("America is too great for small dreams." —Ronald Wilson Reagan)
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To: Exeter; jocon307
A mistake like that comes from only one thing, pretenstion.

They're so funny when they try to act smart.
Just read your lines, honey. That's why they give you a script.
:o)

36 posted on 08/01/2004 10:17:40 AM PDT by theophilusscribe ("America is too great for small dreams." —Ronald Wilson Reagan)
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To: greatvikingone
I looked the word up just to make sure I knew what it meant. Too funny!

I would have gone with eviscerate....or perhaps a lobotomy

37 posted on 08/01/2004 10:25:04 AM PDT by paul51
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To: paul51

I was thinking that maybe, because it was so loud in the hall, the reported misunderstood what Affleck said. Apparently he must have said, "You have to ANNOY the base." And with that, he succeeded.


38 posted on 08/01/2004 10:32:11 AM PDT by Hildy ( If you don't stand up for what's RIGHT, you'll settle for what's LEFT.)
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To: Hildy

You may be right. And come to think of it, they were already lobotomized.


39 posted on 08/01/2004 10:34:13 AM PDT by paul51
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To: finnigan2

bump...


40 posted on 08/02/2004 8:55:45 AM PDT by TomServo ("I'm so upset that I'll binge on a Saltine.")
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