Hey garcon, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Marine (thinking): Man if it weren't for those Secret Service agents, I'd kick his ass.
That's not a joke...while in philadelphia, he asked for Swiss chees on his Cheesesteak.
Any Philly resident knows you use melted cheezewhiz on a genuine cheesesteak..
God, I would have loved it if one of the Marines had shouted "TEN-HUT" and all of them snapped to attention when Kerry approached. Then, just as Kerry flashed that phoney smile, "ABOUHT-FACE!"
If not that, it's too bad that Marine didn't do an about face when Kerry came up to him. Either way, the phot-op would have been priceless. {Hint to future military who find themselves in these made-for-the-media situations.)