[Watery Tart]

...the great sonorous self-regarding orotund bromidic banality of Senator Kerry and his multitude of nuances...

*sigh* And he'll turn around and write another one in a day or so. How does he do it?

[EternalVigilance]

Kerry now says that Bush "misled" him on Iraq. But, if he was that easily suckered by a renowned moron, how much more susceptible would he be to such wily operators as Chirac. They would speak French to each other, and Jacques would blow soothingly in his ear, and Kerry would look flattered, and there'd be lots of resolutions and joint declarations, and nothing would happen. We'd be fighting the war on terror through the self-admiring inertia of windbag multilateralism.

Another world-class paragraph from the Great One.