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To: Cableguy

Never heard of her. But I wrote a Kerry Campaign poem.

Kerry 2004

I want to be the President,
Though all know I can’t lead.
I really want the power though,
It’s really what I need.
I’ll lie and cheat and fabricate,
I’ll flip and flop for sure.
The left’s so dumb they’ll vote for me,
For stupid, there’s no cure.
George Bush lied, I’ll chant and sing,
Though I know it’s not true.
I love America I’ll say,
Another lie for you.
I’ll back the UN’s global push,
No sovereignty for us.
The world rides free at our expense,
We’ll even buy the bus.
Let terror rain down on this land,
We really are to blame.
Oh yes, I fought in Viet Nam,
Four months, then home I came.
Three Purple Hearts for paper cuts,
Like some rite of passage.
You bet my name’s John Kerry,
And I approve this message.

Conspiracy Guy 7/30/2004


10 posted on 07/30/2004 10:38:29 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; Happygal; GVgirl; pirate
Robert Burns:

Well done m'laddie. RRRR! It is rrrreally moving. RRRRR!

Doesn't my Scottish accent sound very similar to the one I use to impersonate a pirate?

Why is that?

23 posted on 07/30/2004 10:44:50 AM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (Paid for by the Palestinian National Authority. Actually paid for by those infidel devils. Shush!)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

I never have heard of this person either.


70 posted on 07/30/2004 11:16:42 AM PDT by LadyPilgrim (Sealed my pardon with His blood, Hallelujah!!! What a Savior!!!)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Another Hollywood twit bites the dust.


186 posted on 08/11/2004 5:56:16 AM PDT by GVnana
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To: Conspiracy Guy

BRAVO BUMP for another great poem!


226 posted on 08/11/2004 11:23:10 AM PDT by JulieRNR21 (One good term deserves another! Take W-04....Across America!)
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