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DICK MORRIS: THE BAGEL CANDIDACY

Posted on 07/30/2004 9:52:31 AM PDT by bjcoop

From The NEW YORK POST:

THE BAGEL CANDIDACY

By DICK MORRIS

July 30, 2004 -- I LOVED Bill Clinton's speech. I was inspired by John Edwards. Barack Obama thrilled me. Max Cleland made me grow as a person as I heard him . . . And then there was John Kerry.

All around him was eloquence but, in the center of the bagel, there was a speech that was a letdown.

And did he just tell 140,000 men and women fighting in Iraq that they are there because of a mistake?

By insisting that we are in Iraq because we "want to be," rather than because we "have to be," he is telling them that they are risking their lives for an optional, elective adventure. The fact is, that the reason we have not been attacked in the United States is that the terrorists are fleeing from cave to cave in Afghanistan and from building to building in Iraq — pursued by our heroic young men and women.

I honor his service in Vietnam. I think a man who knows what it is like to fight in a war is a good person to have as commander-in-chief. John Kerry is a good man. But what else is there?

Last time I checked, Sen. John Kerry was 60 years old. But to listen to his speech last night at the Democratic National Convention, you would think he was still in his 20s.

He opened up his talk with a lengthy and evocative description of his childhood and what it was like growing up in divided Berlin. He told us of the "goose bumps" he remembers getting when the band struck up "Stars and Stripes Forever."

Then, after this long rendition of his childhood, he tells us at length what it was like to serve in Vietnam for the four months that he was there. So far, so good.

But then he spent only about one minute talking about what he has done since.

Beyond a brief allusion to his efforts for crime victims and to prosecute crimes against women as an assistant district attorney, his support for Clinton's plan for extra cops and a balanced budget and a reference to his work with John McCain on the POW and MIA issue in Vietnam, that's it.

What did this man do as an adult? What happened during his service as Michael Dukakis' lieutenant-governor in Massachusetts and in his 20 years in the United States Senate?

What bills did he introduce? What initiatives did he sponsor? Which investigations did he lead? What amendments bear his name? What great debates did he participate in?

What did he do for his constituents in Massachusetts? What businesses did he persuade to come to the Bay State? Which elderly did he help get their Social Security benefits? What injustices did he correct?

Kerry's biography ends at 24.

America does not want to elect a lieutenant to the presidency. The voters want a commander-in-chief, but there is precious little in the autobiography of John Kerry, as we heard it last night, to commend him to us.

The Democratic National Convention closes as a nutritious, tasty, appetizing bagel — with a hole in the middle.

John Kerry? Oh yeah, he's the guy who fought in Vietnam and then he ran for president. That's not enough. Where did his 20 years in the Senate go?

Oddly, his absence of biography confirms the impression I formed of him during my White House years: He's a back-bencher. I never can recall a single time that his name came up in any discussion of White House strategy on anything. He was the man who wasn't there. We were always figuring out how to deal with Ted Kennedy or Pat Moynihan or Tom Daschle or Phil Gramm, or Al D'Amato or Bob Dole or Jesse Helms or Orin Hatch or Joe Biden. But nobody every asked about John Kerry.

He wasn't much there then, and he's not much there now. Only now he wants us to trust him to be president.


TOPICS: Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: alwayswrong; dickheaddis; dickmorris; dickwhorris; dncconvention; kerry; toesucker
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To: r9etb

I have to agree with you on that one. He was the man behind the revolution of 1994, but as a Speaker, he was...well, he charged when he should have backed down, and he flinched when he should have charged. Clinton could maybe have outmaneuvered him on his own, but I'm afraid Gingrich helped him do it.

I think he's a heel in his private life, too. But he's highly intelligent, and he does very well when he's on the talk shows. I enjoy watching him on the talk shows.


41 posted on 07/30/2004 4:57:47 PM PDT by wimpycat (My anti-terrorism platform: Nip it! (in the bud))
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To: tirednvirginia
Did Kerry's speech get ANY good reviews except from the PSMBC bunch?

MSDNC would have went crazy if he Broke Wind for 30 mins! Scarbutt & Co became the biggest bunch of homers in Boston by the end of the convention.

Pray for W and Our Troops

42 posted on 07/30/2004 5:07:48 PM PDT by bray (Yaaaawn Tax , Tax , Tax & Kerry wants your paycheck!)
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To: tirednvirginia
Did Kerry's speech get ANY good reviews except from the PSMBC bunch?

MSDNC would have went crazy if he Broke Wind for 30 mins! Scarbutt & Co became the biggest bunch of homers in Boston by the end of the convention.

Pray for W and Our Troops

43 posted on 07/30/2004 5:08:08 PM PDT by bray (Yaaaawn Tax , Tax , Tax & Kerry wants your paycheck!)
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To: bjcoop

"Back bencher"

How perfectly apt.


44 posted on 07/30/2004 5:49:15 PM PDT by Bullish
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To: Pylot
For the most part, not 100% of the time but certainly for the majority of the time, he is spot on with his comments.

Bullish emits a hardy giggle.

45 posted on 07/30/2004 5:59:54 PM PDT by Bullish
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To: bjcoop

Rush nailed the Dems whole convention in one phrase:

"Strength through Slogans".


46 posted on 07/30/2004 6:23:43 PM PDT by moonhawk (The existence of Democrats causes me to question the Theory of Evolution.)
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To: tellw
Actually, Morris said he wants Bush to win this year. When he was on C-Span2 Booknotes last month, he said, "I'm probably the only person in America who was for Gore in 2000 but Bush in 2004."

Saw it too. Seemed sincere.

47 posted on 07/30/2004 6:28:08 PM PDT by Helms (Kill the Geico Gecco Now ! Then the E-Loan Girl ! Then the Ditech Guy!)
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To: Alberta's Child

Yeah, that little bit shows Morris still knows how to bite hard.


48 posted on 07/30/2004 6:34:49 PM PDT by HarryCaul
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To: rod1
"Kerry's biography ends at 24" is something we should quote everyday unil the election is over.

Kerry's coming to my nect of the woods tomorrow, and I wish I hadn't already made all my "welcome" signs, because one of them would say just that. However, one of them does say, "20 years in the Senate, and Kerry runs only on his 4 months in Vietnam?"

49 posted on 07/30/2004 6:35:03 PM PDT by mountaineer
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