Hamster testimonial, "Thanks to Kerry for saving my life. Now I'll be in the Olympics as a power lifter. He's my "hero".
Posted on 07/29/2004 9:33:18 PM PDT by kattracks
"Recovered memory" perhaps?
Hamster testimonial, "Thanks to Kerry for saving my life. Now I'll be in the Olympics as a power lifter. He's my "hero".
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Here, Licorice. . . ."
John Kerry demonstrates the new flatulence venting system.
John F'in-Gerbils
Ah, the Peta bunch must have been in tears. The other day Prager had an enviro nut delegate on his show who said she would save her cat before she would save President Bush. Nice bunch of caring souls the Dems are.
Thats odd because Barney Franks family has a story like this too. Seems Barney revived a hamster with hypothermia by jamming........oh never mind . You know where this joke goes.
She failed to mention that for the next outing Kerry had secured little tiny water wings for the hapless hamster.
You know...he'll have to be tested for performance-enhancing drugs. Just 'cause he's a rodent, don't think that he'll be treated any differently.
(Commissioner is handed five thousand dollars in hush money.)
Alright, his story checks out. IT'S OFF TO ATHENS FOR YOU BOY!
Hamsters are rodents, as are RATS...hey, you've got to have diversity!!;)
. . . . . . . . . . . "Did somebody mention hamsters?"
And I'm not talking about that phony type of insanity feigned by Howard Dean in order to appeal to the Democrat's core constituency.
I'm talking, "her mind has left the building" insanity.
You gave me an asthma attack, I laughed so hard..
They are trying to show that Kerry has a warm human side--you know, the same guy who didn't want to ban partial birth abortion.
Hamsters to waiter, We're with the Kerry group. Nothing but 5 star treatment
This is a very important issue for all of the registered voting hamsters this coming November. Perhaps even to likely voting hamsters and to undecideds.
Honest mistake.
Barney Frank:
HOMOPHOBE!!! I'm going to tell that homosexual brothel owner-who just by coincidence happens to operate his illegal male prostitution ring outside of my house-what you wrote. HOMOPHOBE!
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