[Radix]

Hi,  TomKow6

Welcome to the Canteen!

 

 

Wanna buy a Burger?

 

[HiJinx]

You call that a Burger? You've obviously never been to Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA.

Now, that's a burger! It's a full 6 pounds of meat with:

• Two whole tomatoes
  
• A half-head of lettuce
  
• 12 slices of American cheese
  
• A full cup of peppers
  
• Two entire onions
  
• Plus, a river a mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard.