"But Sarge, the building's trashed!"
"Wrong answer, son. Hijinx lost his Combination Decoder Ring and Laser Pointer, and we're gonna bygod FIND it!
"How do you like me NOW!"
"Ya know, it's a good thing you left your Copenhagen on the ground, or this would be MESSY..."
"No! Don't let him jump, he's got a wet suit! Tomkow, you sneaky b@stard, it's BATH TIME!!!"
"Dang, they weren't kidding - AAA really DOES have the best coverage area!"
"Those Vietnamese guys are playing a REALLY hard game, how do they DO it, Sarge?
Simple - I told them there's a grenade in the ball...
"You're 28?!? Ma'am, I had you pegged for 22, at most. Yeah, and auburn hair? Wow. And from Panama City, there's some great beaches there, aren't - "
LET THE LADY BY, TROOP!
"Sorry, Sarge, just trying be as smooth as you..."
