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To: E.G.C.

HUGS backatcha! Great here! We got your rain last night. I woke up several times and it was raining every time I did. The pool level went up about 8 inches!!!


155 posted on 07/30/2004 9:07:30 AM PDT by StarCMC (It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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To: StarCMC; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; 2LT Radix jr; Radix; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; ...

The 2003 Darwin Award Winner

PADERBORN, GERMANY:
Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that happens.

157 posted on 07/30/2004 9:13:27 AM PDT by tomkow6 (........Beach Party!........Beach Party!........Beach Party!........Beach Party!........Beach Party!)
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To: StarCMC

One of these things is not like the others!

Which of these things is not the same?

 

The US military began holding special tribunals at Guantanamo Bay Naval Station in Cuba to allow detainees to challenge their 'enemy combatant' status, the Pentagon said. 

Two of the images have persons who actually believe in something.

264 posted on 07/30/2004 5:15:50 PM PDT by Radix (What part of Kerry are you from?)
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