Fortunately, this is being handled by the Minneapolis FBI, who has never made a mistake in a major case involving a potential terrorist...
Gad, this is terrible reading!
The charge? Having way too long a name! Reminds me of that Monty Python sketch about the German poet Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-
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