LOL. I'm really poor at the moment (I've had some really bad life reverses, disabled, etc). When I run into a Kerry supporter, I love to yank their chain by saying, "Oh, he's such a liar, totally unfit to be president - but I hope he wins! He's going to tax everyone and give me all their money! And I'll get free health care, and I won't pay for it!"
This can go on for a long time. Sometimes they agree, but after a while they start to get really uncomfortable when they realize I'm talking about THEIR money. It can get really funny. Of course, people who know me well realize fast I'm not quite so shallow, but a total stranger you can keep going for quite a while.
LOL.....that's what I do with the younger "set" in a way....I tell them to vote DEM.....because I WANT THEM TO SUPPORT MY RETIREMENT....my new 5th wheel trailer and pick-up we want, our Social Security, health care etc......they usually get the message.