LOL.....that's what I do with the younger "set" in a way....I tell them to vote DEM.....because I WANT THEM TO SUPPORT MY RETIREMENT....my new 5th wheel trailer and pick-up we want, our Social Security, health care etc......they usually get the message.
If they bring up Michael Moore, I say, "Yes, he thinks everyone should be paying at least 70% of their income to the IRS (I never say government) because people like me need their programs. You know, they are going to pay for my welfare - after all, I can't work like this. I just have to sit on the sofa all day and watch TV".
It never fails to get a rise.