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Oh, Deer: Steyn Shoots Down Kerry's Hunting Tale
Newsmax.com ^ | Carl Limbacher

Posted on 07/28/2004 9:21:35 AM PDT by kattracks

Doh! A deer!

Apparently hoping to outdo Hillary Clinton's improbable attempt to reinvent herself as a duck hunter, John Kerry has tried to avoid alienating supporters of gun rights by depicting himself as a deer hunter. Mark Steyn will have none of it.

Steyn wrote in the London Telegraph yesterday:

"He was in Wisconsin the other day, pretending to be a regular guy, and was asked what kind of hunting he preferred. 'I'd have to say deer,' said the senator. 'I go out with my trusty 12-gauge double-barrel, crawl around on my stomach ... That's hunting.'

"This caused huge hilarity among my New Hampshire neighbours. None of us has ever heard of anybody deer hunting by crawling around on his stomach, even in Massachusetts. The trick is to blend in with the woods and, given that John Kerry already looks like a forlorn tree in late fall, it's hard to see why he'd give up his natural advantage in order to hunt horizontally.

Oh, Pooh

"Possibly his weird Vietnam nostalgia is getting out of control. Still, if I come across a guy in the woods in deer season inching through the undergrowth with a mouthful of bear scat, at least I'll know who it is," Steyn noted.

Considering that these days Kerry looks more like a bunny wabbit than Elmer Fudd, perhaps he could use a refresher course from Gun Owners of America, which, by the way, he still hasn't met with, despite his phony claim that he'd meet with any critical group.



TOPICS: Extended News; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bang; banglist; issues; kerry; marksteyn; sportsmensvote
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To: Normal4me
Some states (NY, I think) do not permit hunting deer with long rifles (some excuse like 'the ground is too flat, who knows where the bullet ends up), so shotgun slugs (literally 'buckshot') are used.


41 posted on 07/28/2004 9:33:21 AM PDT by Petronski ("surburb...server...sirburb...servant...burp...suburb")
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To: rabidralph
No. /Never-hunted-deer-but-know-better

Wrong. Connectthedots for one state, you can't hunt deer with a rifle unless you get a special permit, usually for crop damage by deer. I hunted for years there, along with thousands of others, with a shotgun, mine being a 20ga Browning semi-auto with slugs as ammo.

FMCDH(BITS)

42 posted on 07/28/2004 9:33:49 AM PDT by nothingnew (KERRY: "If at first you don't deceive, lie, lie again!")
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To: cspackler

"Not in Iowa, shotgun only, no rifles. At least when the DNR boys are around."

Is this for real? What's the logic behind this assinine rule? Shotgun for deer? What is the alleged downside of a rifle?


43 posted on 07/28/2004 9:34:14 AM PDT by Integrityrocks
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To: kattracks
In the more densely populated Wisconsin counties you can only use slug guns to hunt deer.

That said, I have never heard of anyone using deer slugs in a double barrel shotgun...or crawling on the ground (you would scare the deer)

44 posted on 07/28/2004 9:34:50 AM PDT by Z.Hobbs
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To: Integrityrocks

a 12 guage is a standard in this part of Michigan.


45 posted on 07/28/2004 9:35:25 AM PDT by cripplecreek (John kerry is unbalanced)
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To: kattracks; All
There's no way this guy's going to win, right? People can't vote for this guy. He's got to be unelectable. Right?

C'mon, I need some reassurance.

This guy can't possibly become our next President.

Unthinkable. Really.

46 posted on 07/28/2004 9:36:20 AM PDT by Allegra (It depends on what the meaning of "is" is......)
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To: Mikey_1962

I've got a rifled barrel for my Mossie, but I've never heard of a rifled double-barrel shotgun. Does such a thing exist?


47 posted on 07/28/2004 9:36:20 AM PDT by kevao
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To: kattracks
'I go out with my trusty 12-gauge double-barrel, crawl around on my stomach ... That's hunting.'

What is this, the Sergeant Carlos Hathcock school of deer hunting? Is he infiltrating deep into enemy white-tail territory?

48 posted on 07/28/2004 9:36:20 AM PDT by RogueIsland
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To: litehaus

In Indiana if you hunt deer with a gun, you must use a shotgun...less range than a rifle...
The Capt.


49 posted on 07/28/2004 9:36:20 AM PDT by Capt.YankeeMike (get outta my pocket, outta my car, and outta the schools)
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To: kellynla
Oh yeah, I hunt for deer all the time on my stomach! LMAO

The only possible reason for hunting dear from that position would be to sneak up on the holding pen at a petting zoo.

LOL

50 posted on 07/28/2004 9:36:46 AM PDT by Petronski ("surburb...server...sirburb...servant...burp...suburb")
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To: kellynla

My stomach hunts for deer


51 posted on 07/28/2004 9:36:56 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (I must be the source of Gravity, everything seems to come down on me)
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To: kattracks

Isn't his hunting experience limited to beating the brush for rich widows?


52 posted on 07/28/2004 9:37:04 AM PDT by SpinyNorman ("You mean I only need three scratches to get out of this hell hole?")
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To: kattracks
You mean ANYONE hunts deer with ANYTHING other than a spear made from a sapling, a piece of sharp flint, and a vine?

Will wonders never cease?

53 posted on 07/28/2004 9:37:08 AM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: kattracks

Just what in the world kind of hunting requires one to crawl around on the ground with a double barreled shotgun?


54 posted on 07/28/2004 9:37:12 AM PDT by kenth (We want a cowboy for President, not a gay rodeo clown.)
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To: Petronski

Oh yeah, this is going to solidify those NRA votes!


55 posted on 07/28/2004 9:38:17 AM PDT by pnz1
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To: kattracks
Here in Missouri, I believe it's illegal to hunt deer with a shotgun?

Carolyn

56 posted on 07/28/2004 9:38:25 AM PDT by CDHart (I'm not crazy. I've just been in a bad mood for 40 years. [Steel Magnolias])
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To: kattracks

Definitely bogus. I'm not a hunter, but using a shotgun doesn't make good sense, nor does crawling around on your belly.


57 posted on 07/28/2004 9:38:38 AM PDT by TommyDale ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." --Hillary Clinton)
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To: Integrityrocks

It's for real. A 30.06 has a long flight path, and there isn't much in Iowa to slow them down. Shotgun slugs don't travel near as far.


58 posted on 07/28/2004 9:38:44 AM PDT by cspackler (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
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To: Integrityrocks
IN center states that is all you can hunt with, except when you use a BOW.

Don't judge hunting laws across the country by you state.

My Remington 1100 is a 12 gauge slug gun for hunting deer.

FYI.

59 posted on 07/28/2004 9:38:50 AM PDT by dts32041 (Gen Karpinski A bullet, A Gun, a Room, her only honorable solution (MP Officer Not))
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To: Normal4me
You hunt deer with a shotgun?

In some states you cannot use a rifle such as a 30-30 (my choice); and can only use a shotgun chambered with slugs (not shot for, obvious reasons).

60 posted on 07/28/2004 9:38:55 AM PDT by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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