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THERESA REVEALED AS COOKIE FRAUD & NOW DECLARES SHE HATES PUMPKIN SPICE COOKIES!
Inside Edition ^ | 7/27/2004 | St. Theresa Heinz Kerry

Posted on 07/27/2004 7:45:16 PM PDT by Steven W.

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To: ravingnutter

Is it possible that sometime early last year, in a darkened room, on the outskirts of Chappaqua, a meeting took place?

Bill, Hillary, Terry and James, over a bottle of Jack Daniels, pondered the fate of the Democrat party. They were thinking of ways to keep the party in their control, with plans to capture the white house.

They needed a candidate that could not win under any circumstances. So going through the FBI files, err... going through the list of potential candidates, they came across one so inept that he couldn't win a spelling bee if he was spotted the i in the word is.

He was as anti American as can be, he flip flopped on everything, he had 3 purple hearts but won't say for what, he refused to give up his senate seat to run for president, his wife is a loose cannon, his wife won't report on her tax returns, they both are very wealthy although neither earned their money by working, his brother negotiated contracts with the North Vietnamese all while he pretended that there were no POW's left in Nam, He has no vision, no moral clarity, no positions on any issue.

Sitting there, finishing the bottle off, they looked at each other and wondered if he was the one that could polarize the country enough so that Hillary can come to the parties rescue in 08. They agreed...

That is how John Kerry became the assumptive nominee for President of the United States.


41 posted on 07/28/2004 10:04:04 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("John Kerry does not want to lead this country, he wants to be president.")
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To: freekitty

Just tried those cookies.

42 posted on 07/28/2004 10:42:25 AM PDT by They'reGone2000 (And we hope they're not coming back!)
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To: They'reGone2000
The "before" shot:


43 posted on 07/28/2004 10:44:43 AM PDT by They'reGone2000 (And we hope they're not coming back!)
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44 posted on 07/28/2004 2:08:30 PM PDT by Al Simmons (GWB: Keeping the USA #1 in her Third Century!!!)
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To: Steven W.

I quess she's not the homebody type.


45 posted on 07/28/2004 8:05:31 PM PDT by Milligan
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To: Steven W.

It's over. Historical record shows that no candidate whose spouse hated Pumpkin Spice cookies ever won a Presidential election.


46 posted on 07/28/2004 8:08:39 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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To: Steven W.
Five minutes into Theresa's spectacle of self love ---

I swear I could hear music in the background.......
"Don't cry for me Argentina".....
We were witnessing the rebirth of EVETA!

Semper Fi

47 posted on 07/29/2004 3:50:03 AM PDT by river rat (You may turn the other cheek...But I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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To: Steven W.
I wonder how many languages Theresa can say "fraud""shove it" in? ;^)
48 posted on 07/29/2004 3:52:54 AM PDT by Samwise (Flipper was cute. Kerry is a doofus.)
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To: Steven W.

Pumpkin spice cookies? Yuck.


49 posted on 07/29/2004 7:12:10 AM PDT by CobaltBlue
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Would this be considered a flip-flop or just a flop?


50 posted on 07/29/2004 9:04:56 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rearview mirror.)
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To: Steven W.; All

Steve DUH no suprise there eh

I doubt both John and Tereszaaaa do cook

Now Dubya and Laura oh yeah they can cook


51 posted on 07/30/2004 9:43:13 AM PDT by SevenofNine ("Not everybody , in it, for truth, justice, and the American way,"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: Steven W.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1172564/posts


52 posted on 08/10/2004 1:21:09 PM PDT by f zero
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