PLEASE don't tell me they're calling him that already!
The Right's "Goin' Mobile!!"
(To be sung to the Who's "Goin' Mobile")
Right's comin' home...the Left just better be gone...
Right's goin' mobile!!
Yes, Right's gonna fight fer home...and we'll FReep Hanoi John!!
Goin' mobile!!
FReep the Foolish!!
Voters, join our Righteous herd...
Right shall fight, yes, we'll be BOLD!!
'Cuz the Left's Vile!!
RATS can't stop our DeeCee FReeps...
We stalk, we're FReepers on the beat!!
We've got mo' style!!
Left is LOSIN"...unh hunh!!
We don't wear hoods...or wreck the City...
It's all legal, you see...
'Cuz Amer'ca's FRee...the world's our home...
'Cuz we're mobile!!
Wahoo!! FReep!! FReep!!
Screw DemRATS' machine...slay Big Guv'ment schemes...
'Cuz the Left's vile!!
We liberate our FRiends...FReep 'til all Tyrants are DEAD!!
FReedom's in style...RATS are losin'!!
Right can't lose this...RATS are shifty...
FReepin's groovy...Justice fer Slick Willie!!
Come on, FReep now...groovy...FReepin's groovy...yeah!!
FReepin's groovy, groovy, groovy, yeah...
Whup the Left!!
Left's vile!! Left's vile!! Left's vile!! Left's vile!!
FReepers care 'bout Devolution...Right's got Devolution FRenzy...
That's OUR solution...
Watch the police and the taxman kiss me...
Right's in style!!
Oooooh, yeah, FReep!!
Left's vile!! Left's vile!! Left's vile!! Yeah!!
Mudboy Slim