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1 posted on 07/27/2004 7:57:55 AM PDT by Area Freeper
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To: Area Freeper

umm.... I forgot what I was gonna say.


2 posted on 07/27/2004 7:59:31 AM PDT by expatguy (Fallujah Delenda Est!!)
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3 posted on 07/27/2004 8:00:10 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (I must be the source of Gravity, everything seems to come down on me)
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To: Area Freeper

There's a typo in this story. The pageant is actually being held in Boston.


4 posted on 07/27/2004 8:02:05 AM PDT by Redcloak (<insert clever tagline here>)
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5 posted on 07/27/2004 8:02:53 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (I must be the source of Gravity, everything seems to come down on me)
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To: Area Freeper

Al Gore might be a contender here. He had on lots of rouge and lipstick last night.


6 posted on 07/27/2004 8:03:13 AM PDT by San Jacinto
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To: Area Freeper

I think the old saying about 'lipstick on a pig' would apply here.


7 posted on 07/27/2004 8:03:45 AM PDT by tbpiper (Michael Moore…..the Erich von Däniken of political documentary)
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To: Area Freeper; 11th Earl of Mar; Xenalyte; dead; Lazamataz; martin_fierro
"The hook, if you will, is that they are all transsexual."

Yes, yes. Much like the hook of no-anesthetic dentistry is the "drill". Ahhhhhhh.

Have fun with this one, gang.

BEEBER to the SAF list!

SAF is the Smart A$$ed Freeper list, dedicated to levity. Please email me to be on or off.

8 posted on 07/27/2004 8:04:19 AM PDT by Shryke (Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl.)
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To: Area Freeper

What kind of person would deceive their spouse about their gender?


9 posted on 07/27/2004 8:05:35 AM PDT by blanknoone (The NAACP --->NAADP National Association for the Advancement of the Democrat Party.)
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11 posted on 07/27/2004 8:08:26 AM PDT by martin_fierro (Zydecodependent.)
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To: Area Freeper

Before long it's going to be as hard to sex people as it now is to sex chickens.


12 posted on 07/27/2004 8:10:45 AM PDT by Old Professer (Interests in common are commonly abused.)
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To: presidio9

How did you miss this one?

;^)


15 posted on 07/27/2004 8:13:52 AM PDT by headsonpikes (Spirit of '76 bttt!)
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To: Area Freeper

Wonder if ET will show Maddie Albright, Ellie Clift and Susie Estrich in the front row scoping out hair and makeup tips....Any drag queen or TS could give them some valuable advice.


16 posted on 07/27/2004 8:18:35 AM PDT by Charlotte Corday
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To: Area Freeper

Okay, so really tall, buff guys with implants are the "most beautiful women in the world" and trannys are good to go in Athens in the Olympics. Sex selection (against females) is all the rage in Asia and the U.S. courtesy of abortion.

So, I guess my big role in society is to gestate male babies?


18 posted on 07/27/2004 8:20:37 AM PDT by Gingersnap
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To: Area Freeper

proof of their original gender?

reminds me of the Jim Croce song, "If I could save mine in a bottle."


19 posted on 07/27/2004 8:49:17 AM PDT by Redmen4ever
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To: Area Freeper
Bad news is when the doctor tells you your wife has cancer.
Worse news is when you find out it's her prostate.
20 posted on 07/27/2004 9:12:27 AM PDT by Jaxter ("Guys like John Kerry spit on guys like me. I've been waiting 33 years to spit back.")
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