"Yo-o-o-o-o-u ra-a-a-a-a-a-a-ng?!!!"
or even:
"Will-l-l-l-bur-r-r-r!"
Notice how all of these characters dra-a-a-a-a-a-g out their words like Kerry?
"In other news today, John Kerry, with the help of Richard Gere, tries out the "gerbil thing"...
Kerry really does resemble Lurch.
=:O ... OH Noooooo