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Kerry just flubbed the opening pitch at the Yanks-Sox game
ESPN | 7/25/04 | me

Posted on 07/25/2004 5:06:57 PM PDT by finnman69

Kerry just 'threw' out the opening pitch at the Boston-Yankees game. Just saw Kerry pitch a really weak opening pitch, well short of the plate, bouncing under the catcher. What a poser!


TOPICS: Breaking News; Culture/Society; Front Page News; Politics/Elections; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: booed; clelandstylepitch; dork; girlieman; harhar; kerry; redsox; shoveit; sissy; snarfalert; sukka; throwlikeagirl; whataboner; wildpitch; wimp; yankees
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To: al baby
not your wife dog gone but John Kerrys wife i meant to say sorry

I knew what you meant. Besides, my wife looks like a deflated football.

121 posted on 07/25/2004 5:23:00 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: TADSLOS
No wonder he fragged himself with that grenade...

That was Cleland.

Kerry scratched his arm shooting at rocks from his boat.

122 posted on 07/25/2004 5:23:02 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: PISANO

Bush was wearing a bullet proof vest was Kerry? Even better as he was handicapped....


123 posted on 07/25/2004 5:23:09 PM PDT by ARA
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To: Dog Gone

124 posted on 07/25/2004 5:23:11 PM PDT by theophilusscribe ("America is too great for small dreams." —Ronald Wilson Reagan)
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To: ambrose

Actually, many people at the game say Cheney was only booed by a few, and that there were more cheers than boos.


125 posted on 07/25/2004 5:23:13 PM PDT by sharktrager (The road to hell is paved with good intentions. And the paving contractor lives in Chappaqua.)
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To: hole_n_one
OMG pic in post 101 is brilliant. Ballerina pitch Kerry!

2-0 Yanks!

126 posted on 07/25/2004 5:23:25 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: Southflanknorthpawsis
"The idea of missing a Yankees-Red Sox series right before a convention week was not acceptable, so we changed the policy," Kerry told reporters on the plane

Gee, I though we Ohioians were his first prioity. How soon they forget!

Seriously, is Hillary behind this, feeding Kerry with moronic lines? I've been to hundreds of sporting events in my day, and never once have I used the term "unacceptable" when I thought I might miss one....LOL

127 posted on 07/25/2004 5:23:30 PM PDT by LisaMalia (In Memory of Sgt. James W."Billy" Lunsford..KIA 11-29-69 Binh Dinh S. Vietnam)
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To: jwalsh07

If Bush had done that he'd be accused of using the military as a campaign prop. But Kerry, well, I guess it's okay...


128 posted on 07/25/2004 5:23:44 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Monthly Donors NEVER need tons click "co-ordinating")
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To: woofie

E' throws like a GIRLYMAN!


129 posted on 07/25/2004 5:23:46 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: finnman69
Kerry was to throw out the first pitch to Will Pumyea, 23, a military police officer in the Massachusetts National Guard, from North Chelmsford, Mass., who had just returned from Iraq and who had previously served in Afghanistan (news - web sites).

I would have refused to play catcher for that leftist scumbag traitor.

130 posted on 07/25/2004 5:24:13 PM PDT by Godebert
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To: prairiebreeze; onyx; Texasforever; CyberAnt; BigSkyFreeper; Tamsey; mrs tiggywinkle; EllaMinnow; ...

Kerry Booed in Boston Ping !!


131 posted on 07/25/2004 5:24:15 PM PDT by Mo1 (50 States .... I want all 50 States come November!)
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132 posted on 07/25/2004 5:24:30 PM PDT by theophilusscribe ("America is too great for small dreams." —Ronald Wilson Reagan)
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To: SandyInSeattle

I wonder if the vet was to throw out the first ball and kerry pre-empted that hero?


133 posted on 07/25/2004 5:24:33 PM PDT by OldFriend (IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THANK A TEACHER.......AND SINCE IT'S IN ENGLISH, THANK A SOLDIER)
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To: SandyInSeattle

How embarassing for that poor soldier.


134 posted on 07/25/2004 5:24:38 PM PDT by ican'tbelieveit
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To: TADSLOS
What's that line from Ghostbusters?

"Yes it's true. This man has no dick."

135 posted on 07/25/2004 5:24:47 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan ("If you want a little peace, sometimes you gotta fight" - Sammy Hagar)
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To: johniegrad

"Was he wearing a helmet?"

LMAO


136 posted on 07/25/2004 5:24:58 PM PDT by Arpege92 (Moore is so fat that when he hauls a$$ it takes two trips - tractorman!)
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To: BluH2o
Damn ... after posing on ice skates, skis, snowboards, wind surfing, roller blading, throwing a football, riding a very expensive racing bicycle appropriately attired (per Lance Armstrong), only to blow the opening pitch at a baseball game with his best girlie boy effort ... what a blow to his carefully honed athletic prowess.

Good list, but dont forget him crawling on the ground with a shotgun stalking game.

What a total klutz.....
138 posted on 07/25/2004 5:25:20 PM PDT by 76834
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To: finnman69

John Kerry Has No Recollection Of Throwing Medals Like A Girl

Good Morning America has released part 2 of the interview with Senator John Kerry over the controversy concerning Kerry's medals over the White House fence. Here is the transcript of the second part of that interview.

GIBSON: It is clear that there is no argument that something was thrown, can we assume this?

KERRY: That is correct.

GIBSON: When you threw, how far do you think they went?

KERRY: Probably thirty or forty feet. When I stood at that fence, I wanted to make my stance clear, my message understood. I was in Vietnam.

GIBSON: How bout 3-4 feet off the bounce.

KERRY: Absolutely not.

GIBSON: Did you forget I was there? That was the lamest throw I have ever laid eyes on. You barely cleared…

KERRY: I am not sure why you would say that Charlie, I have quite the manly arm.

GIBSON: I distinctly recall you executing more of a light toss, or a flip.

KERRY: This is ridiculous; a reporter of the "Boston Globe" was there, dozens of photographers were there. I clearly threw those medals over in a manly maneuver.

GIBSON: Medals?

KERRY: I did not say medals.

GIBSON: How do you explain the folding of your right leg? I noticed it, others did to. I believe you also did somewhat of a hop.

KERRY: Absolutely, that's absolutely incorrect Charlie. Both my feet where planted firmly on the ground. A reporter of the "Boston Globe" was there, dozens of photographers were there. I, without a doubt, threw like a man. I was in Vietnam you know. I won a purple heart, I won a bronze star. You do not get those by throwing like a girl.

GIBSON: The reporter from the “Boston Globe” called you Sally. Could it be possible you are unaware of your feminine throw? Is it possible that you cannot make the distinction?

KERRY: We made no distinction back then, Charlie. We made no distinction whether it was a feminine toss. I was in Vietnam.

GIBSON: Senator, are you crying?

KERRY: Charlie, it is very simple. What the republicans are trying to do is make this into an issue because they have no record to run on and they can't go out and talk about jobs or health care or environment. They are going to attack 35 years ago. Last week in an unprecedented attack, they sent congressmen to the floor of the senate of the house to attack me on the anniversary of my speech. Then he threw a Nerf football at me and I flinched and screamed. It is a conspiracy Charlie. I was always picked last place as a child for sports. That is another case of the republicans out for my own blood. Sure, you will see them all throwing out a pitch on opening day. But ask them about our economy or military spending and they throw this sh*t in your face.

GIBSON: My goodness, you really are crying. Senator, I would like to once again thank you for your time today. It was great having you here Senator Mary.

KERRY: Mary?

GIBSON: Back to you Diane.


http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_926kerrygma


139 posted on 07/25/2004 5:25:20 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
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To: NYCVirago
Bush pitched a strike in Game 3 of the 2001

I remember that! I also remember him reminiscing about his college years and pitching for harvard.

He said he realized he had no career as a ball player the day he was warming up in the bull-pen and the coach sent in the 2nd baseman instead........... I fell off my chair I laughed so hard! ROFLMAO!

140 posted on 07/25/2004 5:25:31 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (After 30+ years dealing with idiots, I still haven't earned the right to just shoot them.....)
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