Is your "one ping....and under the asphalt grind them" an origional? It is great. More than this placenta sucking reprobate deserves.
yep - crafted in AutoCAD via manual polyline tracing of a nifty font called "American Unical"
it looks exactly like the script they used for LOTR, doesn't it?
see my homepage for more details on this "One Ping" business.